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Post by BGoodForGoodSake » Tue Jan 31, 2006 10:29 am

AttentionKMartShoppers wrote:
Mastermind wrote:
AttentionKMartShoppers wrote:Shut up BGood. And it wasn't mastermind. He just annoyed me with his very familiar sarcasm...And you're just an intellectual vacuum.
Annoying you was the highlight of the day.
Did you come back to the forum to fondle yourself while watching me getting annoyed "KMart's annoyed again" "WOO HOO"
What you can dish it but you can't take it?

I am an intellectual vacuum because of the gravitational forces created by my vast intellect.

Your intellect if forced to orbit mine, until eventually it will be consumed.
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Post by IRQ Conflict » Tue Jan 31, 2006 12:12 pm

Vaccum:A state of emptiness; a void. aka containing nothing, empty. :twisted:
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1Ti 6:20 O Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of science falsely so called:
1Ti 6:21 Which some professing have erred concerning the faith. Grace be with thee. Amen.

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Post by BGoodForGoodSake » Tue Jan 31, 2006 1:43 pm

IRQ Conflict wrote:Vaccum:A state of emptiness; a void. aka containing nothing, empty. :twisted:
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Post by Mastermind » Tue Jan 31, 2006 8:10 pm

AttentionKMartShoppers wrote:
Did you come back to the forum to fondle yourself while watching me getting annoyed "KMart's annoyed again" "WOO HOO"
No, I came back to see if you still arrange illegal midget duels.
Are you threatening me Master Skeptic?

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Post by AttentionKMartShoppers » Tue Jan 31, 2006 8:13 pm

Mastermind wrote:
AttentionKMartShoppers wrote:
Did you come back to the forum to fondle yourself while watching me getting annoyed "KMart's annoyed again" "WOO HOO"
No, I came back to see if you still arrange illegal midget duels.
Yes, have you seen tomorrow's line-up?

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Post by Mastermind » Wed Feb 01, 2006 6:07 am

10 bucks on the one with sunglasses.
Are you threatening me Master Skeptic?

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Post by BGoodForGoodSake » Wed Feb 01, 2006 8:14 am

Mastermind wrote:10 bucks on the one with sunglasses.
What odds are you giving?
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Post by Mastermind » Fri Feb 03, 2006 7:39 am

BGoodForGoodSake wrote:
Mastermind wrote:10 bucks on the one with sunglasses.
What odds are you giving?
Ask kmart, they're his midgets.
Are you threatening me Master Skeptic?

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Post by beckyandretti » Sun Feb 05, 2006 11:02 am

BGoodForGoodSake wrote:
Mastermind wrote:10 bucks on the one with sunglasses.
What odds are you giving?
Geez BGood, I leave for a while and you and Mastermind are betting on midgets with Kmart.
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Post by BGoodForGoodSake » Sun Feb 05, 2006 2:44 pm

beckyandretti wrote:
BGoodForGoodSake wrote:
Mastermind wrote:10 bucks on the one with sunglasses.
What odds are you giving?
Geez BGood, I leave for a while and you and Mastermind are betting on midgets with Kmart.
We need you're guidance, without you we are like monkeys in a room full of bananas.
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Post by Jac3510 » Sun Feb 05, 2006 4:58 pm

BGoodForGoodSake wrote:
beckyandretti wrote:
BGoodForGoodSake wrote:
Mastermind wrote:10 bucks on the one with sunglasses.
What odds are you giving?
Geez BGood, I leave for a while and you and Mastermind are betting on midgets with Kmart.
We need you're guidance, without you we are like monkeys in a room full of bananas.
I would like to formally protest on behalf of monkeys everywhere for the stereotype you just applied. I would file with PETA, but I think the ACLU might even take this case up.

Prepare to be sued. I'm going to get rich the old fashioned, American way! ;)

p.s., 2nd from right, 2:1 royal rumble, 3:2 elimination, first seed.
Proinsias wrote:I don't think you are hearing me. Preference for ice cream is a moral issue
And that, brothers and sisters, is the kind of foolishness you get people who insist on denying biblical theism. A good illustration of any as the length people will go to avoid acknowledging basic truths.

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Post by BGoodForGoodSake » Tue Feb 07, 2006 5:20 pm

Jac3510 wrote:
BGoodForGoodSake wrote:
beckyandretti wrote:
BGoodForGoodSake wrote:
Mastermind wrote:10 bucks on the one with sunglasses.
What odds are you giving?
Geez BGood, I leave for a while and you and Mastermind are betting on midgets with Kmart.
We need you're guidance, without you we are like monkeys in a room full of bananas.
I would like to formally protest on behalf of monkeys everywhere for the stereotype you just applied. I would file with PETA, but I think the ACLU might even take this case up.

Prepare to be sued. I'm going to get rich the old fashioned, American way! ;)

p.s., 2nd from right, 2:1 royal rumble, 3:2 elimination, first seed.
A class action monkey suit?

Is that gambling jargon across the bottom?
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Post by Jac3510 » Tue Feb 07, 2006 7:50 pm

Hey, everyone deserves rights . . .

And it's only gambling if you don't know what the outcome will be.
Proinsias wrote:I don't think you are hearing me. Preference for ice cream is a moral issue
And that, brothers and sisters, is the kind of foolishness you get people who insist on denying biblical theism. A good illustration of any as the length people will go to avoid acknowledging basic truths.

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Post by BGoodForGoodSake » Tue Feb 07, 2006 9:56 pm

Jac3510 wrote:Hey, everyone deserves rights . . .
Even monkeys?
j/k
Jac3510 wrote:And it's only gambling if you don't know what the outcome will be.
Either way it's poison to the soul
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