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by Ark~Magic » Thu Nov 24, 2005 1:24 pm
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"And I shall slay them who partake of futurism, for in the preterist light there will be everlasting salvation, truth, and peace." ~ Faust
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by ray » Thu Nov 24, 2005 7:53 pm
Remember you asked for feedback. As much as I do not care for Madalyn Murray O'Hair I found nothing amusing or even slightly humourous about your article.
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by Believer » Thu Nov 24, 2005 8:01 pm
ray wrote:Remember you asked for feedback. As much as I do not care for Madalyn Murray O'Hair I found nothing amusing or even slightly humourous about your article.
Ray
You have to know what that [evil] woman did in her life to people and her children to know why the article submitted was funny. I found it funny

. I guess if you could think of this, she was a woman that if you even came to her and said "yes, God exists" she would slit your throat until she saw you were dead, then she would decapitate you, and then she would shoot the head and body several times, burn it all, spit and poop on the ashes, and then YELL at the top of her hellish black lungs that God doesn't exist. So loud in fact that the entire universe could hear it.
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by ray » Fri Nov 25, 2005 5:35 am
[You have to know what that [evil] woman did in her life to people and her children to know why the article submitted was funny].
I know what she did, it's just not my kind of humour I think it's because I know what she did I do not find it funny. I am not disagreeing with that kind of humour, I know some enjoy it and that's wonderful. I just find it difficult to see anything humourous in conjunction with anything that she has done. I'm not saying the humour is wrong, it's just not my cup of tea.
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by Mastermind » Mon Jan 30, 2006 11:22 am

That's hilarious.
Are you threatening me Master Skeptic?
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by AttentionKMartShoppers » Mon Jan 30, 2006 11:31 am
HE'S BACK!
"My actions prove that God takes care of idiots."
He occasionally stumbled over the truth, but hastily picked himself up and hurried on as if nothing had happened.
- On Stanley Baldwin
-Winston Churchill
An atheist can't find God for the same reason a criminal can't find a police officer.
You need to start asking out girls so that you can get used to the rejections.
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by Mastermind » Mon Jan 30, 2006 12:50 pm
Maybe. Don't start trembling in fear just yet Kmart, I might not stick around for long.
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by AttentionKMartShoppers » Mon Jan 30, 2006 4:07 pm
I don't stand in fear of you. I'm not YEC, I'm a convert...genius.
"My actions prove that God takes care of idiots."
He occasionally stumbled over the truth, but hastily picked himself up and hurried on as if nothing had happened.
- On Stanley Baldwin
-Winston Churchill
An atheist can't find God for the same reason a criminal can't find a police officer.
You need to start asking out girls so that you can get used to the rejections.
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by BGoodForGoodSake » Mon Jan 30, 2006 4:16 pm
AttentionKMartShoppers wrote:I don't stand in fear of you. I'm not YEC, I'm a convert...genius.
Hmm, if he had a hand in your conversion, It would make him more of a genius than you, would it not?
Basically you're an intellectual lemming, following the idea with the most convincing proponent.
Watch out for the cliff.
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It is not length of life, but depth of life. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson
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by AttentionKMartShoppers » Mon Jan 30, 2006 5:10 pm
Shut up BGood. And it wasn't mastermind. He just annoyed me with his very familiar sarcasm...And you're just an intellectual vacuum.
"My actions prove that God takes care of idiots."
He occasionally stumbled over the truth, but hastily picked himself up and hurried on as if nothing had happened.
- On Stanley Baldwin
-Winston Churchill
An atheist can't find God for the same reason a criminal can't find a police officer.
You need to start asking out girls so that you can get used to the rejections.
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by Mastermind » Mon Jan 30, 2006 6:56 pm
BGoodForGoodSake wrote:AttentionKMartShoppers wrote:I don't stand in fear of you. I'm not YEC, I'm a convert...genius.
Hmm, if he had a hand in your conversion, It would make him more of a genius than you, would it not?
I'm more of a genius than him regardless of which side he's on.

Are you threatening me Master Skeptic?
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by Mastermind » Mon Jan 30, 2006 6:57 pm
AttentionKMartShoppers wrote:Shut up BGood. And it wasn't mastermind. He just annoyed me with his very familiar sarcasm...And you're just an intellectual vacuum.
Annoying you was the highlight of the day.
Are you threatening me Master Skeptic?
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by AttentionKMartShoppers » Mon Jan 30, 2006 7:00 pm
Mastermind wrote:AttentionKMartShoppers wrote:Shut up BGood. And it wasn't mastermind. He just annoyed me with his very familiar sarcasm...And you're just an intellectual vacuum.
Annoying you was the highlight of the day.
Did you come back to the forum to fondle yourself while watching me getting annoyed "KMart's annoyed again" "WOO HOO"
"My actions prove that God takes care of idiots."
He occasionally stumbled over the truth, but hastily picked himself up and hurried on as if nothing had happened.
- On Stanley Baldwin
-Winston Churchill
An atheist can't find God for the same reason a criminal can't find a police officer.
You need to start asking out girls so that you can get used to the rejections.
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by IRQ Conflict » Tue Jan 31, 2006 2:19 am
Maby
Bill Murray would like a link to it?
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1Ti 6:20 O Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of science falsely so called:
1Ti 6:21 Which some professing have erred concerning the faith. Grace be with thee. Amen.
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