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AttentionKMartShoppers wrote:Yo solo hablo espanol y ingles, lo siento.
No es, yo hablo español solamente, lo siento señor.
No hablará español después de ahora por favor.

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:) Why thank you! That was sweet! And you are a decent human being who is both intelligent and witty!
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kateliz wrote:Does anyone else here know any Spanish? I'm pretty clueless on that one! Something like "I'm the only Spanish speaking one" and then an insult? Maybe?
heheh good try.

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Yo solo hablo espanol y ingles, lo siento.
I single speak spanish and english, sorry.

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Hey! I think I caught the gist of that one!

"No, you aren't the only one who speaks Spanish here, [some insult], sir. No Spanish speaking fights that you can win."

Did I get it? Was I even close? The only Spanish I know is from "Dora the Explorer"! :lol:
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kateliz wrote:Hey! I think I caught the gist of that one!

"No, you aren't the only one who speaks Spanish here, [some insult], sir. No Spanish speaking fights that you can win."

Did I get it? Was I even close? The only Spanish I know is from "Dora the Explorer"! :lol:
Not quite, but At least you tried.

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:lol: Talk about dumbing-down kids! The show, and it's spawn "Go, Diego, Go!" are travesties! Blemishes on American culture! A shame to public television! I'm scared to see what these kids turn out like! :lol:

Barney too. *Shudder*
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kateliz wrote::lol: Talk about dumbing-down kids! The show, and it's spawn "Go, Diego, Go!" are travesties! Blemishes on American culture! A shame to public television! I'm scared to see what these kids turn out like! :lol:

Barney too. *Shudder*
I like the show.
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:lol: *Shakes head again* And it's "Swiper, no swiping! Swiper, no swiping!"

"Oh, man!"

:lol: At least they learn the very important fact that monkeys, just like us, can wear boots too. Very important lesson, it is.
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kateliz wrote::lol: *Shakes head again* And it's "Swiper, no swiping! Swiper, no swiping!"

"Oh, man!"

:lol: At least they learn the very important fact that monkeys, just like us, can wear boots too. Very important lesson, it is.
Oh thats right, thank you for correcting me.
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The old 70's one? Yes.

"Beware!"
"They're black, they're green, they're aqua-marine!"

The new one with Lumpy? No.
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kateliz wrote:The old 70's one? Yes.

"Beware!"
"They're black, they're green, they're aqua-marine!"

The new one with Lumpy? No.
Heh, the new one with lumpy.
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Your ALL crazy human beings, decent, but cRaZy :roll:! :lol:
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Thinker wrote:Your ALL crazy human beings, decent, but cRaZy :roll:! :lol:
thanks Thinker, right back at you.

Er, the decent part that is.
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kateliz wrote::) Why thank you! That was sweet! And you are a decent human being who is both intelligent and witty!
Thanks Kateliz!

That means alot coming from someone who I have never met.

Who would have thought a KMart thread would turn into a love fest.

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