Atheists are TOO funny...

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Atheists are TOO funny...

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Post by AttentionKMartShoppers » Mon Nov 07, 2005 12:30 pm

You know what's so funny about atheists? Other than always denying they don't have faith and atheism isn't a religion, there's two more really funny things-when they claim to be "freethinkers"-and the prerequisite for being a free thinker is assuming God does not exist...and then there's "skepticism is a virtue"...but what are they skeptical about? Anything that goes against their entrenched beliefs. I don't know, sounded really hilarious.
"My actions prove that God takes care of idiots."

He occasionally stumbled over the truth, but hastily picked himself up and hurried on as if nothing had happened.
- On Stanley Baldwin

-Winston Churchill

An atheist can't find God for the same reason a criminal can't find a police officer.

You need to start asking out girls so that you can get used to the rejections.
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Post by Fisherman » Mon Nov 07, 2005 3:25 pm

But there's a non-funny thing about them too. Eternal damnation is scary. I hope they come to know Jesus and go to Heaven with us. I'm scared for them. They're standing right in front of a moving bus and denying it's exsistance. "Nope! Ain't no bus! I tell ya', there ain't no bus."
Ain't what I otta be, Ain’t what I wanta be, Ain't what I could be, Image

But, thank God, I Ain't what I used to be, And, Praise God, I, Ain't what I'm gonna be! :D

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Post by AttentionKMartShoppers » Mon Nov 07, 2005 3:48 pm

No reality allowed in this section!

Yeah...true...but just highlighting the funny stuff.
"My actions prove that God takes care of idiots."

He occasionally stumbled over the truth, but hastily picked himself up and hurried on as if nothing had happened.
- On Stanley Baldwin

-Winston Churchill

An atheist can't find God for the same reason a criminal can't find a police officer.

You need to start asking out girls so that you can get used to the rejections.
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Post by Fisherman » Mon Nov 07, 2005 3:58 pm

Okee Dokee! LOL
Ain't what I otta be, Ain’t what I wanta be, Ain't what I could be, Image

But, thank God, I Ain't what I used to be, And, Praise God, I, Ain't what I'm gonna be! :D

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Post by M0le » Sun Mar 12, 2006 4:57 pm

Yup, really friggin' funny - generalization after generalization after generalization!

Haha, while we're talking about funny things other people do, did you know that all Jews still crucify Christian babies, drain the blood, and use it in pudding? :lol:

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Post by Blacknad » Fri Mar 17, 2006 7:22 pm

"Yup, really friggin' funny - generalization after generalization after generalization!"

- Well I think the tone of this thread is pretty poor for a Christian site.

Generalizations though? A generalization is where you paint lots of individuals with a very broad brush. The comments were simply about atheism, and pretty accurate. When atheists are not entrenched in their beliefs, they are agnostics - a much more honest position.

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Post by AttentionKMartShoppers » Sat Mar 18, 2006 9:52 am

Saying atheists are all morons just happens to be a generalization that holds in all cases...what can I say?
"My actions prove that God takes care of idiots."

He occasionally stumbled over the truth, but hastily picked himself up and hurried on as if nothing had happened.
- On Stanley Baldwin

-Winston Churchill

An atheist can't find God for the same reason a criminal can't find a police officer.

You need to start asking out girls so that you can get used to the rejections.
-Anonymous

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Post by Jac3510 » Sat Mar 18, 2006 9:56 am

AttentionKMartShoppers wrote:Saying atheists are all morons just happens to be a generalization that holds in all cases...what can I say?
I loled

8)
Proinsias wrote:I don't think you are hearing me. Preference for ice cream is a moral issue
And that, brothers and sisters, is the kind of foolishness you get people who insist on denying biblical theism. A good illustration of any as the length people will go to avoid acknowledging basic truths.

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Post by AttentionKMartShoppers » Sat Mar 18, 2006 2:24 pm

Oh...my...dang...you...are a fool...and...a hypocrite
"My actions prove that God takes care of idiots."

He occasionally stumbled over the truth, but hastily picked himself up and hurried on as if nothing had happened.
- On Stanley Baldwin

-Winston Churchill

An atheist can't find God for the same reason a criminal can't find a police officer.

You need to start asking out girls so that you can get used to the rejections.
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Post by Blacknad » Sat Mar 18, 2006 2:52 pm

Canuckster, you are spot on. I can only believe that Kmart is very young and doesn't yet realise how much damage is done to Christ's name when his followers resort to insulting non-believers - and then compounding it by insulting fellow believers as well.

It saddens me to see this on a Christian forum - Kmart do you think your comments are at all helpful to non-Christians reading this site?

I have read a few of your posts and it is clear that you're an intelligent guy - why not humbly employ that intelligence to debate graciously with athiests?

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Post by Canuckster1127 » Sat Mar 18, 2006 2:54 pm

AttentionKMartShoppers wrote:Oh...my...dang...you...are a fool...and...a hypocrite
Thanks. I don't mind a good argument or debate.

What do you call this style? Bigotry, ad hominems, strawmen, sweeping generalizations, and not all that funny to boot. Are you here to address and draw atheists into conversation or to mock them?

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Post by AttentionKMartShoppers » Sat Mar 18, 2006 5:49 pm

All atheists are fools. It's not a hasty generalization.
"My actions prove that God takes care of idiots."

He occasionally stumbled over the truth, but hastily picked himself up and hurried on as if nothing had happened.
- On Stanley Baldwin

-Winston Churchill

An atheist can't find God for the same reason a criminal can't find a police officer.

You need to start asking out girls so that you can get used to the rejections.
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Post by Canuckster1127 » Sat Mar 18, 2006 6:40 pm

AttentionKMartShoppers wrote:All atheists are fools. It's not a hasty generalization.
Thanks for the clarification, Dale Carnegie. I'm not an atheist and yet you call me a fool as well. It must be a great burden for you, being the only reasonable man you know.

Best of luck in your campaign. I'm moving on.

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Post by SUGAAAAA » Sat Mar 18, 2006 6:53 pm

Psalm 14:1

The fool says in his heart, "There is no God."
Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.

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Post by AttentionKMartShoppers » Sat Mar 18, 2006 9:25 pm

Ticking off people makes me happy it seems....What a whiney person.
"My actions prove that God takes care of idiots."

He occasionally stumbled over the truth, but hastily picked himself up and hurried on as if nothing had happened.
- On Stanley Baldwin

-Winston Churchill

An atheist can't find God for the same reason a criminal can't find a police officer.

You need to start asking out girls so that you can get used to the rejections.
-Anonymous

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