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Credit Card Purchase.

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Post by BGoodForGoodSake » Thu Sep 01, 2005 11:40 am

I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed I had never signed my name on the back of the credit card. She informed me that she could not complete the transaction unless the card was signed. When I asked why, she explained that it was necessary to compare the signature I had just signed on the receipt. So I signed the credit card in front of her. She carefully compared the signature to the one I had just signed on the receipt. As luck would have it, they matched.
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Post by bizzt » Thu Sep 01, 2005 11:51 am

BGoodForGoodSake wrote:I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed I had never signed my name on the back of the credit card. She informed me that she could not complete the transaction unless the card was signed. When I asked why, she explained that it was necessary to compare the signature I had just signed on the receipt. So I signed the credit card in front of her. She carefully compared the signature to the one I had just signed on the receipt. As luck would have it, they matched.
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Post by Believer » Thu Sep 01, 2005 1:38 pm

BGoodForGoodSake wrote:I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed I had never signed my name on the back of the credit card. She informed me that she could not complete the transaction unless the card was signed. When I asked why, she explained that it was necessary to compare the signature I had just signed on the receipt. So I signed the credit card in front of her. She carefully compared the signature to the one I had just signed on the receipt. As luck would have it, they matched.
Just taking precautions :lol:. Usually they ask for my I.D. as in Driver's License I.D. when this situation happens to me.

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Post by BGoodForGoodSake » Thu Sep 01, 2005 1:51 pm

Another testemonial,

I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road. The reason: too many deer were being hit by cars and she didn't want them to cross there anymore.
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Post by Believer » Thu Sep 01, 2005 1:54 pm

BGoodForGoodSake wrote:Another testemonial,

I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road. The reason: too many deer were being hit by cars and she didn't want them to cross there anymore.
Goodness, some people/deers :roll: :lol:.

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Post by bizzt » Thu Sep 01, 2005 3:31 pm

BGoodForGoodSake wrote:Another testemonial,

I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road. The reason: too many deer were being hit by cars and she didn't want them to cross there anymore.
Oh MY :lol:

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Post by kateliz » Thu Sep 01, 2005 7:41 pm

:lol: Oh deer! I imagine God laughs when people do things like that!

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