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Reason VS

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Post by AttentionKMartShoppers » Sat Aug 13, 2005 8:18 pm

Reason vs baseball bats
Reason vs mimes
Reason vs Reason
Reason vs potato chips
Reason vs Nietsche
Reason vs Grandma Moses
Reason vs Papa Smurf
Reason vs Bush's Baked Beans
Reason vs My own grandpa
Reason vs THE Rock
Reason vs my left toe(nail)
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Re: Reason VS

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Post by beckyandretti » Wed Sep 07, 2005 9:57 pm

NOOOOOOOOOO not the MIMES!!!!!!!!!


too much caffine.. too late at night... I think I need sleep

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