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Wife rant

Posted: Fri May 05, 2017 8:08 am
by RickD
I can't understand my wife. I went out and bought her a nice, white dress. Instead of just thanking me, she needed to know why I bought it. I told her that the dishwasher should match the rest of the appliances.

I thought it was a nice gesture. y:-?

Re: Wife rant

Posted: Fri May 05, 2017 9:32 am
by thatkidakayoungguy
RickD wrote:I can't understand my wife. I went out and bought her a nice, white dress. Instead of just thanking me, she needed to know why I bought it. I told her that the dishwasher should match the rest of the appliances.

I thought it was a nice gesture. y:-?
From observation and experience, girls can sometimes be hard to understand.

Re: Wife rant

Posted: Fri May 05, 2017 9:51 am
by PaulSacramento
RickD wrote:I can't understand my wife. I went out and bought her a nice, white dress. Instead of just thanking me, she needed to know why I bought it. I told her that the dishwasher should match the rest of the appliances.

I thought it was a nice gesture. y:-?
You, Sir, are a gentleman and a scholar.
Quite obviously the magnitude of your magnanimous gesture is lost on the wench. :shakehead:

Re: Wife rant

Posted: Fri May 05, 2017 9:58 am
by thatkidakayoungguy
I suppose in this instance I see the point the wife has.
I wonder if she's watching us now, i wonder what she'd think?

Re: Wife rant

Posted: Fri May 05, 2017 6:05 pm
by Nessa
RickD wrote:I can't understand my wife. I went out and bought her a nice, white dress. Instead of just thanking me, she needed to know why I bought it. I told her that the dishwasher should match the rest of the appliances.

I thought it was a nice gesture. y:-?
Did she at least buy you a black and blue suit to match your face? :boxing:

Re: Wife rant

Posted: Fri May 05, 2017 7:48 pm
by RickD
Nessa wrote:
RickD wrote:I can't understand my wife. I went out and bought her a nice, white dress. Instead of just thanking me, she needed to know why I bought it. I told her that the dishwasher should match the rest of the appliances.

I thought it was a nice gesture. y:-?
Did she at least buy you a black and blue suit to match your face? :boxing:
I find that extremely insulting!

Who let you out of the kitchen?

Re: Wife rant

Posted: Sat May 06, 2017 9:36 am
by Philip
Listen, you are a mere mortal man - you will never figure out a hormone-driven creature that can be like an emotional chameleon. Remember that song: "I fought the hormones, and the hormones won!" I think The Clash just ripped it off and swapped out "hormones" for "the law." Basically, same deal - hormones will win every time - just roll with it. :?

Re: Wife rant

Posted: Sat May 06, 2017 3:08 pm
by Nessa
Philip wrote:Listen, you are a mere mortal man - you will never figure out a hormone-driven creature that can be like an emotional chameleon. Remember that song: "I fought the hormones, and the hormones won!" I think The Clash just ripped it off and swapped out "hormones" for "the law." Basically, same deal - hormones will win every time - just roll with it. :?
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Re: Wife rant

Posted: Sat May 06, 2017 4:33 pm
by RickD
Philip wrote:Listen, you are a mere mortal man - you will never figure out a hormone-driven creature that can be like an emotional chameleon. Remember that song: "I fought the hormones, and the hormones won!" I think The Clash just ripped it off and swapped out "hormones" for "the law." Basically, same deal - hormones will win every time - just roll with it. :?
I thought women wanted honesty...

My wife asked me, "Be honest, does this dress make me look fat?"

My honest answer:
"No, the dress does not make you look fat. Your fat a$$ makes you look fat."

Honesty is NOT always the best policy!

Re: Wife rant

Posted: Sat May 06, 2017 5:15 pm
by Philip
Rick: "No, the dress does not make you look fat. Your fat a$$ makes you look fat."

Honesty is NOT always the best policy!
The very fact that you are alive to type that is a stunning miracle! Actually, there's no way it's not a fake quote!

Re: Wife rant

Posted: Sun May 07, 2017 8:13 am
by Nicki
Nessa wrote:
Philip wrote:Listen, you are a mere mortal man - you will never figure out a hormone-driven creature that can be like an emotional chameleon. Remember that song: "I fought the hormones, and the hormones won!" I think The Clash just ripped it off and swapped out "hormones" for "the law." Basically, same deal - hormones will win every time - just roll with it. :?
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That's funny but why's it always assumed that women are the touchy ones? In our house I like things to be relaxed, happy and harmonious, and to always discuss problems calmly, but hubby has a tendency to get worked up about things.

Re: Wife rant

Posted: Sun May 07, 2017 10:12 am
by Hortator
Nessa wrote:
Philip wrote:Listen, you are a mere mortal man - you will never figure out a hormone-driven creature that can be like an emotional chameleon. Remember that song: "I fought the hormones, and the hormones won!" I think The Clash just ripped it off and swapped out "hormones" for "the law." Basically, same deal - hormones will win every time - just roll with it. :?
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I used that guide once and almost got punched in the face

Re: Wife rant

Posted: Sun May 07, 2017 10:54 am
by Nessa
Nicki wrote:
Nessa wrote:
Philip wrote:Listen, you are a mere mortal man - you will never figure out a hormone-driven creature that can be like an emotional chameleon. Remember that song: "I fought the hormones, and the hormones won!" I think The Clash just ripped it off and swapped out "hormones" for "the law." Basically, same deal - hormones will win every time - just roll with it. :?
That's funny but why's it always assumed that women are the touchy ones? In our house I like things to be relaxed, happy and harmonious, and to always discuss problems calmly, but hubby has a tendency to get worked up about things.
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Re: Wife rant

Posted: Sun May 07, 2017 7:47 pm
by Nicki
Nessa wrote:
Nicki wrote:
Nessa wrote:
Philip wrote:Listen, you are a mere mortal man - you will never figure out a hormone-driven creature that can be like an emotional chameleon. Remember that song: "I fought the hormones, and the hormones won!" I think The Clash just ripped it off and swapped out "hormones" for "the law." Basically, same deal - hormones will win every time - just roll with it. :?
That's funny but why's it always assumed that women are the touchy ones? In our house I like things to be relaxed, happy and harmonious, and to always discuss problems calmly, but hubby has a tendency to get worked up about things.
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OK :mrgreen: Maybe hormones have something to do with it - if so I think he's affected by them more than I am!

Re: Wife rant

Posted: Tue May 09, 2017 4:36 pm
by B. W.
Rick, get her a bottle of Ripple or White Rocket - cheapest wine there is...
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