Re: Wife rant
Posted: Wed May 10, 2017 6:00 pm
Rick, you are not wise...RickD wrote:I thought women wanted honesty...Philip wrote:Listen, you are a mere mortal man - you will never figure out a hormone-driven creature that can be like an emotional chameleon. Remember that song: "I fought the hormones, and the hormones won!" I think The Clash just ripped it off and swapped out "hormones" for "the law." Basically, same deal - hormones will win every time - just roll with it.
My wife asked me, "Be honest, does this dress make me look fat?"
My honest answer:
"No, the dress does not make you look fat. Your fat a$$ makes you look fat."
Honesty is NOT always the best policy!
Listen up, wives cook food that makes us husbands rather - ehmm- hefty - so if they ask if something makes them look fat, well, you are telling the relative truth compare to.. us
Women are smarter than men don't you know