Wife rant

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Re: Wife rant

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Post by B. W. » Wed May 10, 2017 6:00 pm

RickD wrote:
Philip wrote:Listen, you are a mere mortal man - you will never figure out a hormone-driven creature that can be like an emotional chameleon. Remember that song: "I fought the hormones, and the hormones won!" I think The Clash just ripped it off and swapped out "hormones" for "the law." Basically, same deal - hormones will win every time - just roll with it. :?
I thought women wanted honesty...

My wife asked me, "Be honest, does this dress make me look fat?"

My honest answer:
"No, the dress does not make you look fat. Your fat a$$ makes you look fat."

Honesty is NOT always the best policy!
Rick, you are not wise...

Listen up, wives cook food that makes us husbands rather - ehmm- hefty - so if they ask if something makes them look fat, well, you are telling the relative truth compare to.. us


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Re: Wife rant

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Post by thatkidakayoungguy » Fri May 12, 2017 1:57 pm

Nessa wrote:
Philip wrote:Listen, you are a mere mortal man - you will never figure out a hormone-driven creature that can be like an emotional chameleon. Remember that song: "I fought the hormones, and the hormones won!" I think The Clash just ripped it off and swapped out "hormones" for "the law." Basically, same deal - hormones will win every time - just roll with it. :?
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Depends on the woman too...I've seen some that are very easy going and more logic driven than others.

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