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thatkidakayoungguy wrote: Sun Mar 17, 2019 10:38 am

I've read parts of (the book of mormon), but I don't agree with it.
it isn't a christian text. mormonism is polytheistic so it's normal that you not agree with it. wait...wait...i'm getting a chanelling from joseph smith...''ye beist not thy avowed god of thy wurld'' 

???

(...sorry. i could never understand what that dingbat meant either.)
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Fliegender wrote: Sun Mar 17, 2019 12:48 pm
thatkidakayoungguy wrote: Sun Mar 17, 2019 10:38 am

I've read parts of (the book of mormon), but I don't agree with it.
it isn't a christian text. mormonism is polytheistic so it's normal that you not agree with it. wait...wait...i'm getting a chanelling from joseph smith...''ye beist not thy avowed god of thy wurld'' 

???

(...sorry. i could never understand what that dingbat meant either.)
I don't think it's good that you joke about dabbling in the occult.
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thatkidakayoungguy wrote: Sun Mar 17, 2019 12:52 pm
I don't think it's good that you joke about dabbling in the occult.
i'm neither joking nor dabbling in the occult. wait, wait...i'm getting a channeling from perry mason...''tell the kid to not take himself so seriously.''
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Fliegender wrote: Sun Mar 17, 2019 12:59 pm
thatkidakayoungguy wrote: Sun Mar 17, 2019 12:52 pm
I don't think it's good that you joke about dabbling in the occult.
i'm neither joking nor dabbling in the occult. wait, wait...i'm getting a channeling from perry mason...''tell the kid to not take himself so seriously.''
I don't think it's good humor etiquette to joke about Perry Mason, when the person you are joking with, has to Google "Perry Mason".
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RickD wrote: Sun Mar 17, 2019 1:38 pm
Fliegender wrote: Sun Mar 17, 2019 12:59 pm
thatkidakayoungguy wrote: Sun Mar 17, 2019 12:52 pm
I don't think it's good that you joke about dabbling in the occult.
i'm neither joking nor dabbling in the occult. wait, wait...i'm getting a channeling from perry mason...''tell the kid to not take himself so seriously.''
I don't think it's good humor etiquette to joke about Perry Mason, when the person you are joking with, has to Google "Perry Mason".
I actually knew Perry Mason from MeTV, he's a detective of sorts and had a TV show in the 60s. Quite popular for the time.
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thatkidakayoungguy wrote: Sun Mar 17, 2019 1:47 pm
RickD wrote: Sun Mar 17, 2019 1:38 pm
Fliegender wrote: Sun Mar 17, 2019 12:59 pm
thatkidakayoungguy wrote: Sun Mar 17, 2019 12:52 pm
I don't think it's good that you joke about dabbling in the occult.
i'm neither joking nor dabbling in the occult. wait, wait...i'm getting a channeling from perry mason...''tell the kid to not take himself so seriously.''
I don't think it's good humor etiquette to joke about Perry Mason, when the person you are joking with, has to Google "Perry Mason".
I actually knew Perry Mason from MeTV, he's a detective of sorts and had a TV show in the 60s. Quite popular for the time.
Good for you thatkidakayoungguy!

You're more well-rounded than I have you credit for!
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RickD wrote: Sun Mar 17, 2019 1:38 pm
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I don't think it's good humor etiquette to joke about Perry Mason, when the person you are joking with, has to Google "Perry Mason".
who’s joking? i don’t joke. if perry channels me i can’t lie about the source to fit the audience. are you suggesting i be untruthful? what kinda christian are you?
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Fliegender wrote: Sun Mar 17, 2019 5:32 pm
RickD wrote: Sun Mar 17, 2019 1:38 pm
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I don't think it's good humor etiquette to joke about Perry Mason, when the person you are joking with, has to Google "Perry Mason".
who’s joking? i don’t joke. if perry channels me i can’t lie about the source to fit the audience. are you suggesting i be untruthful? what kinda christian are you?
Please forgive me. I never met a real channeler*. Had I known, I wouldn't have assumed you were joking.


*Can you channel Tiny Tim for me?
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RickD wrote: Sun Mar 17, 2019 6:09 pm Please forgive me. I never met a real channeler*. Had I known, I wouldn't have assumed you were joking.


*Can you channel Tiny Tim for me?
channeling isn’t like picking up your phone and calling someone. if mr khaury wants to communicate with you, i would be honored to channel for a bored moderator.
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Fliegender wrote: Sun Mar 17, 2019 5:32 pm
RickD wrote: Sun Mar 17, 2019 1:38 pm
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I don't think it's good humor etiquette to joke about Perry Mason, when the person you are joking with, has to Google "Perry Mason".
who’s joking? i don’t joke. if perry channels me i can’t lie about the source to fit the audience. are you suggesting i be untruthful? what kinda christian are you?
Well he is on METv on occassion, much like Kojak, the Rifleman, Brady Bunch, and various others.....btw can you 'channel' PBS Newshour for us?
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thatkidakayoungguy wrote: Fri Mar 22, 2019 1:56 pm ....btw can you 'channel' PBS Newshour for us?
I can only channel the dead and the brain dead. Wait...wait...I’m getting a channeling...

“...there was no collusion...He lied about a lot of things but he didn’t lie on that! There was no collusion. It’s all just a big witch hunt...”
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Fliegender wrote: Fri Mar 22, 2019 4:39 pm
thatkidakayoungguy wrote: Fri Mar 22, 2019 1:56 pm ....btw can you 'channel' PBS Newshour for us?
I can only channel the dead and the brain dead. Wait...wait...I’m getting a channeling...

“...there was no collusion...He lied about a lot of things but he didn’t lie on that! There was no collusion. It’s all just a big witch hunt...”
Speaking of brain dead, where does the age of accountability stand for most? There's a guy in a nearby city who is mentally handicapped like a 2 or 3 year old, and is still in the chewing on toys stage and wears a helmet. Is he held accountable for any actions even ones that harm others?
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thatkidakayoungguy wrote: Sat Mar 23, 2019 3:01 pm Speaking of brain dead, where does the age of accountability stand for most? There's a guy in a nearby city who is mentally handicapped like a 2 or 3 year old, and is still in the chewing on toys stage and wears a helmet. Is he held accountable for any actions even ones that harm others?
the age of accountability varies according to the jurisdiction in which you live. “age of accountability” is a legal - and therefore, secular - concept. so it’s like if you have two homes, one in guatemala and one in america. a pool in guatemala doesn’t need to be fenced for protection but in america it does. same pool, same dangers, different laws.
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Fliegender wrote: Sat Mar 23, 2019 4:16 pm
thatkidakayoungguy wrote: Sat Mar 23, 2019 3:01 pm Speaking of brain dead, where does the age of accountability stand for most? There's a guy in a nearby city who is mentally handicapped like a 2 or 3 year old, and is still in the chewing on toys stage and wears a helmet. Is he held accountable for any actions even ones that harm others?
the age of accountability varies according to the jurisdiction in which you live. “age of accountability” is a legal - and therefore, secular - concept. so it’s like if you have two homes, one in guatemala and one in america. a pool in guatemala doesn’t need to be fenced for protection but in america it does. same pool, same dangers, different laws.
Bruh.
Really?
I mean you're not technically wrong, but you trolled my question.
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