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kateliz wrote: Well, at least we all know now that you're not hot- no heater! :lol:
Ever thought about stand-up? How's Kermit doing? :lol:
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kateliz wrote:
Ketchup is My Weapon of Choice wrote:Suprised no one picked up on the locations
Huh?
Locations of the pictures... Someone originally asked what beach my first pic was taken on, and I said that the second pic would mostly explain that...
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Goldilocks wrote:Ever thought about stand-up?
This is a church? I thought this was the Laugh Corral. No wonder no one shows up! Ba dum, ching! :)

I'll try this one on them: I flew in from heaven, and boy are my wings tired! Ba dum, ching! :lol:

If that one don't get them laughing, put a pitchfork in my hand and call me Lucifer! Oh wait, I see I already have a pitchfork. I'll just take this thing and eat me some pork! (Crickets) Get it? Pork? Church?

(Pause)

Boy you're a lovely audience; thank you and goodnight!



:lol:

Yeah, I considered stand-up. But... it didn't work out too well! :)

Oh, and Kermit's doing fine. He finally declared his undying love for me, and we are to be the hap-ee-est goddess and frog ever! I just can't wait to see how be-u-tee-ful I'll look walking down the aisle in my designer wedding dress! (in a gruffer voice)Wait 'till he gets a load of that, then he'll be sorry he's been ignoring me for twenty-some years! (in a softer, girly voice) But my Kermy's loved me for all that time! He's just a shy little frog who... doesn't know how to express his deepest emotions! And that's part of why I love him- he saves all of that just for me!

Man, I disliked her by far the most!


Felgar, ketchup wasn't meant to be sunscreen. :wink:
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Cool, I got a fan! It's your turn, Ark
Allright, here goes.
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kateliz wrote: "Goldilocks"
:lol:
I'll just take this thing and eat me some pork! (Crickets) Get it? Pork? Church?
:?:
Yeah, I considered stand-up. But... it didn't work out too well! :)
Got into an altercation on a reality comic show?
Oh, and Kermit's doing fine. He finally declared his undying love for me, and we are to be the hap-ee-est goddess and frog ever! I just can't wait to see how be-u-tee-ful I'll look walking down the aisle in my designer wedding dress! (in a gruffer voice)Wait 'till he gets a load of that, then he'll be sorry he's been ignoring me for twenty-some years! (in a softer, girly voice) But my Kermy's loved me for all that time! He's just a shy little frog who... doesn't know how to express his deepest emotions! And that's part of why I love him- he saves all of that just for me!
I guess your offspring can be called pigpoles.
Man, I disliked her by far the most!
She'd karate chop you. :twisted:
Felgar, ketchup wasn't meant to be sunscreen. :wink:
What if the red substance that he was eating and covered with wasn't ketchup? :!:

Since you enjoy being a clown so much, you should get a pic of you dressed up as a harlequin. If it's a great pic, maybe you can evolve from Miss Piggy to Harley from Batman. :lol:
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Ark~Magic wrote: Allright, here goes.
Whatever you're looking at, you're looking at it sternly. :wink: Maybe I should think about posing like that sometime instead of taking more shirtless pictures :P
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Haha, sorry the pic was so big. I forgot to size it down a bit. But now you can see me in all of my boyish glory. :P
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Ark~Magic wrote:But now you can see me in all of my boyish glory. :P
:lol: Does teen angst play a part? People can see Buzzed, Felgarascal, Miss Piggy, and I in our 20's glory :lol:
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kateliz wrote:We have the same thing here in Minneapolis, only it's more appropriately titled Skyway System. A system in the air, instead of a nightclub!

Nice to see you ocho! (ha ha... did I already do that one? I think I did. Man, lame and done twice over to boot!)
LOL yeah Skyway System that is so much Better :roll:
What is it above all the Buildings instead of between? :lol: It is like the Vancouver Sky Train :roll: Anyways ha ha
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kateliz wrote:Very funny, I know. If it were less appropriate for me I'd be more amused, I guess. No, I was going to try to post a different pic today but forgot. Maybe I'll remember tomorrow. Tried last night but it took too long- something must have been wrong on this computer.
Or the person Operating Piggy :wink: :lol:
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Bizzt, if you were a bug, I'd squish you! :P
ocho wrote:
kateliz wrote:I'll just take this thing and eat me some pork! (Crickets) Get it? Pork? Church?
:?:
It's supposed to be extremely stupid. Supposed to be a joke so dead, (in the sense it has no life,) that even Jesus couldn't raise it! Lucifer with a pitchfork eating pork. Eating pork was against Mosaic laws. Lucifer was disobeying Mosaic laws. Church was in there because I said I was in a church instead of the stand-up place. It was supposed to be as if I was playing an anti-religious stand-up comedian, but it wasn't anti-religious because Christians, who go to church, can eat pork in accordance with their theology. See? Supposed to be stupid. That's why it's amusing; it's so stupid. Not funny. Not meant to be funny. Get it? :?:

Hmmm, I just picked up something I wished I has seen sooner: the :P in Ark's post about ocho's pic. I thought Ark was a girl that was attracted to ocho's pic, "ochot is pretty cute. Pretty eyes/hair". Then I read ocho's casual reply after seeing Ark's "boyish" pic, and I was a little stunned. Guess that one went right over my head! Ark, no offense, I thought you were a guy until that post. Then I saw your pic and thought you were homosexual. Then I caught your :P and see you're just a wise-guy! Oh, no, wait. Right after I saw your pic I still thought you were a gir... nope, nevermind! That was after I saw ocho's.... :P

Bug Zapper had me a little confused too! :twisted:

Well, but it doesn't matter because I successfully fooled everyone into thinking I was a 21 year old girl, when it turned out I was a 7 year old male child-clown. And now y'all think I'm an oinker. I'd say I have y'all topped! Oh, right, and then before all that I was an older guy with a long beard and all that. Well, and then I got wrinkley and became the Cheshire cat. So don't worry Ark, I got ya beat! :wink:
goldilocks wrote:Got into an altercation on a reality comic show?
Yeah, they had a problem with what I wrote on my application for my gender. Let's just say they had an "Other" category with a line next to it and the other people who also got on were none too pleased with it. 8)
goldilocks wrote:Since you enjoy being a clown so much, you should get a pic of you dressed up as a harlequin. If it's a great pic, maybe you can evolve from Miss Piggy to Harley from Batman.
:?:
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kateliz wrote:Bizzt, if you were a bug, I'd squish you! :P
ocho wrote:
kateliz wrote:I'll just take this thing and eat me some pork! (Crickets) Get it? Pork? Church?
:?:
It's supposed to be extremely stupid. Supposed to be a joke so dead, (in the sense it has no life,) that even Jesus couldn't raise it! Lucifer with a pitchfork eating pork. Eating pork was against Mosaic laws. Lucifer was disobeying Mosaic laws. Church was in there because I said I was in a church instead of the stand-up place. It was supposed to be as if I was playing an anti-religious stand-up comedian, but it wasn't anti-religious because Christians, who go to church, can eat pork in accordance with their theology. See? Supposed to be stupid. That's why it's amusing; it's so stupid. Not funny. Not meant to be funny. Get it? :?:

Hmmm, I just picked up something I wished I has seen sooner: the :P in Ark's post about ocho's pic. I thought Ark was a girl that was attracted to ocho's pic, "ochot is pretty cute. Pretty eyes/hair". Then I read ocho's casual reply after seeing Ark's "boyish" pic, and I was a little stunned. Guess that one went right over my head! Ark, no offense, I thought you were a guy until that post. Then I saw your pic and thought you were homosexual. Then I caught your :P and see you're just a wise-guy! Oh, no, wait. Right after I saw your pic I still thought you were a gir... nope, nevermind! That was after I saw ocho's.... :P

Bug Zapper had me a little confused too! :twisted:

Well, but it doesn't matter because I successfully fooled everyone into thinking I was a 21 year old girl, when it turned out I was a 7 year old male child-clown. And now y'all think I'm an oinker. I'd say I have y'all topped! Oh, right, and then before all that I was an older guy with a long beard and all that. Well, and then I got wrinkley and became the Cheshire cat. So don't worry Ark, I got ya beat! :wink:
goldilocks wrote:Got into an altercation on a reality comic show?
Yeah, they had a problem with what I wrote on my application for my gender. Let's just say they had an "Other" category with a line next to it and the other people who also got on were none too pleased with it. 8)
goldilocks wrote:Since you enjoy being a clown so much, you should get a pic of you dressed up as a harlequin. If it's a great pic, maybe you can evolve from Miss Piggy to Harley from Batman.
:?:
Kateliz, seriously, you have made me laugh so hard that I cry just reading your posts, you are too much of a comic. Even when I am not reading your posts, those posts from you just linger in my mind, and I just start laughing my socks off. Too funny!!! :D :lol: :wink:
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Brian, it makes my heart sing to hear that I can service you in such a way! :D Giving to others is what I'd be all about if I wasn't so darn selfish! :x

And I'm so very glad those socks were finally removed from your feet. Man, three years is just too long! :wink:
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Magic...looks like you woke up a few minutes before that picture was taken
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kateliz wrote: Bizzt, if you were a bug, I'd squish you! :P
It's supposed to be extremely stupid. Supposed to be a joke so dead, (in the sense it has no life,) that even Jesus couldn't raise it! Lucifer with a pitchfork eating pork. Eating pork was against Mosaic laws. Lucifer was disobeying Mosaic laws. Church was in there because I said I was in a church instead of the stand-up place. It was supposed to be as if I was playing an anti-religious stand-up comedian, but it wasn't anti-religious because Christians, who go to church, can eat pork in accordance with their theology. See? Supposed to be stupid. That's why it's amusing; it's so stupid. Not funny. Not meant to be funny. Get it? :?: Hmmm, I just picked up something I wished I has seen sooner: the :P in Ark's post about ocho's pic. I thought Ark was a girl that was attracted to ocho's pic, "ochot is pretty cute. Pretty eyes/hair". Then I read ocho's casual reply after seeing Ark's "boyish" pic, and I was a little stunned. Guess that one went right over my head! Ark, no offense, I thought you were a guy until that post. Then I saw your pic and thought you were homosexual. Then I caught your :P and see you're just a wise-guy! Oh, no, wait. Right after I saw your pic I still thought you were a gir... nope, nevermind! That was after I saw ocho's.... :P
I see Piggy's squealing up a bigger storm than Katrina. :lol:
:?:
Guess you aren't familiar with the animated show or DC Comics. :P
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