The Thread Where Off-Topic is On Purpose and A-Okay!

beckyandretti · Post by **beckyandretti** » Sun Oct 16, 2005 10:50 am

eggs bacon and toast? lol breakfast at my house!! ohh blueberry pancakes too

BGoodForGoodSake · Post by **BGoodForGoodSake** » Sun Oct 16, 2005 12:01 pm

beckyandretti wrote:eggs bacon and toast? lol breakfast at my house!! ohh blueberry pancakes too

Um, can KMart and Forge come too?
And of course bzzzt, we a need smoke detector, just in case.

beckyandretti · Post by **beckyandretti** » Sun Oct 16, 2005 1:10 pm

I wasnt making breakfast just for you... it was an open invitation, everyone can come... hmm can ya car pool? I dont know that I have a lot of parking.

Forge · Post by **Forge** » Sun Oct 16, 2005 1:11 pm

I will insert myself with an orbital drop pod.

beckyandretti · Post by **beckyandretti** » Sun Oct 16, 2005 1:15 pm

Thanks forge.. always thinking of others!

Kmart banned cheesecake!!

http://discussions.godandscience.org/vi ... &start=105

Forge · Post by **Forge** » Sun Oct 16, 2005 1:20 pm

I will bring the pie, and Will Farrell too.

BGoodForGoodSake · Post by **BGoodForGoodSake** » Sun Oct 16, 2005 1:48 pm

beckyandretti wrote:I wasnt making breakfast just for you... it was an open invitation, everyone can come... hmm can ya car pool? I dont know that I have a lot of parking.

I'm not sure how many people I can fit on my skateboard.

Forge wrote:I will bring the pie, and Will Farrell too.

That sure look like some good pie.
ooooh weeee!

beckyandretti · Post by **beckyandretti** » Sun Oct 16, 2005 1:51 pm

BGoodForGoodSake wrote:
beckyandretti wrote:I wasnt making breakfast just for you... it was an open invitation, everyone can come... hmm can ya car pool? I dont know that I have a lot of parking.
I'm not sure how many people I can fit on my skateboard.

just make 2 trips

Forge · Post by **Forge** » Sun Oct 16, 2005 1:57 pm

I suggest a catapault.

beckyandretti · Post by **beckyandretti** » Sun Oct 16, 2005 2:03 pm

I'll set up a trampoline

BGoodForGoodSake · Post by **BGoodForGoodSake** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 10:58 am

Forge wrote:I suggest a catapault.

beckyandretti wrote:I'll set up a trampoline

Thats what I call American Ingenuity.

Forge · Post by **Forge** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 12:22 pm

No, darn it, use the Paris Gun.

BGoodForGoodSake · Post by **BGoodForGoodSake** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 12:42 pm

Forge wrote:No, darn it, use the Paris Gun.

But that would just send guests to Paris. (That was the sole purpose of the gun.)

Besides I don't think we have a trampoline big enough.

How about a zeppelin?

kateliz · Post by **kateliz** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 1:45 pm

Ooo! Can I come too! The Zeppelin sounds fun and all, but I'd like to hitch a ride with the flying monkeys. I've heard it said that they belong to a wonderfully kind woman who lives in a gingerbread house, likes little girls with red hoodies, (I've got one!) and is always stirring in a big pot the best maple syrup in the world!

Uh, that wouldn't be you, now, would it Becky? If so, do you think your flying monkeys would mind? I've heard also that she flies on a broom... no wonder you don't have much parking space!

Oh well, I'll tell the monkeys to just drop me on the roof and I'll eat my way in, (I love gingerbread.) Then you can fill me up with more sweets by making my blueberry pancakes swim in the syrup! Goodness only knows I'll be nice and plump by then! Why, I'd be quite helpless and stuck in my chair!

kateliz · Post by **kateliz** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 2:15 pm

You know, I'm sorry, but I've just got to say something a little off the topic here. I'm honestly, (though not 100%ly) baffled by why I don't care to discuss serious issues on this forum anymore. All I want to do is make stupid (and oftimes gory or otherwise disturbing) comments and jokes. Why am I so prone to gore? Why does it all have to be disturbing? (Well, not all, but enough of it lately. Especially the posts I've made in the last hour or so.) I just don't get it. Am I... troubled? Do I have... issues? Am I myself... disturbed? Do I honestly, secretly, harbour violent tendencies? Or should I just chalk, (in my mispelling I almost wrote "choke"

) it up to my sinful nature and demonic forces trying to have me think on things that aren't so lovely? Is it part of my humourous nature? That when I let go with it violence is inevitable?

Okay, I got interupted. I believe I'm fine now.