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Good parents make their kids go to church?

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As long as you live under MY roof...
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Post by Nessa » Tue Apr 03, 2018 12:58 pm

RickD wrote:
Tue Apr 03, 2018 3:29 am
As long as you live under MY roof...
Pastor better make sure he is giving a good sermon.... :shock:

Worship leader sings off key... no prob... get the good old tazer out..

wife doesnt make a good sammich after church....

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wife doesnt make a good sammich after church....
Ness, don't give Ricardo any ideas! :lol:

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Nessa wrote:
Tue Apr 03, 2018 12:58 pm
RickD wrote:
Tue Apr 03, 2018 3:29 am
As long as you live under MY roof...
Pastor better make sure he is giving a good sermon.... :shock:

Worship leader sings off key... no prob... get the good old tazer out..

wife doesnt make a good sammich after church....
:fryingpan:
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Post by 1over137 » Tue Apr 03, 2018 9:08 pm

Sad stuff
and hard stuff for her pastor (assuming her pastor is a good one :shock: )
But examine everything carefully; hold fast to that which is good.
-- 1 Thessalonians 5:21

For I am confident of this very thing, that He who began a good work in you will perfect it until the day of Christ Jesus.
-- Philippians 1:6

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Spare the taser, spoil the child...
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Post by Philip » Thu Apr 05, 2018 3:04 pm

My dad didn't use a taser, but I knew not to challenge him about sleeping in for church or school, unless I was truly sick.

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Philip wrote:
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My dad didn't use a taser, but I knew not to challenge him about sleeping in for church or school, unless I was truly sick.
When you were a kid, tasers didn't exist yet. Come to think of it, churches and schools didn't exist yet either.

y:-?
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Post by Kurieuo » Thu Apr 05, 2018 6:18 pm

You guys don't want to know what I do to my kids when they don't get up for church...
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Kurieuo wrote:
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You guys don't want to know what I do to my kids when they don't get up for church...
Throw a couple of funnel web spiders, or an Eastern Brown Snake into their beds?

Make them eat vegemite for a week?
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Post by Kurieuo » Thu Apr 05, 2018 6:32 pm

RickD wrote:
Thu Apr 05, 2018 6:29 pm
Kurieuo wrote:
Thu Apr 05, 2018 6:18 pm
You guys don't want to know what I do to my kids when they don't get up for church...
Throw a couple of funnel web spiders, or an Eastern Brown Snake into their beds?

Make them eat vegemite for a week?
I can see you're trying to show interest, but you really don't want to know.
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Post by RickD » Thu Apr 05, 2018 6:38 pm

Kurieuo wrote:
Thu Apr 05, 2018 6:32 pm
RickD wrote:
Thu Apr 05, 2018 6:29 pm
Kurieuo wrote:
Thu Apr 05, 2018 6:18 pm
You guys don't want to know what I do to my kids when they don't get up for church...
Throw a couple of funnel web spiders, or an Eastern Brown Snake into their beds?

Make them eat vegemite for a week?
I can see you're trying to show interest, but you really don't want to know.
You make them sit through an hour long explanation of computer programming?

You make them eat Mrs. K's cooking?
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Post by Kurieuo » Thu Apr 05, 2018 6:57 pm

RickD wrote:
Thu Apr 05, 2018 6:38 pm
Kurieuo wrote:
Thu Apr 05, 2018 6:32 pm
RickD wrote:
Thu Apr 05, 2018 6:29 pm
Kurieuo wrote:
Thu Apr 05, 2018 6:18 pm
You guys don't want to know what I do to my kids when they don't get up for church...
Throw a couple of funnel web spiders, or an Eastern Brown Snake into their beds?

Make them eat vegemite for a week?
I can see you're trying to show interest, but you really don't want to know.
You make them sit through an hour long explanation of computer programming?

You make them eat Mrs. K's cooking?
Are you saying there's something wrong with Mrs. K's cooking? y:-?
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Post by RickD » Thu Apr 05, 2018 7:07 pm

Kurieuo wrote:
Thu Apr 05, 2018 6:57 pm
RickD wrote:
Thu Apr 05, 2018 6:38 pm
Kurieuo wrote:
Thu Apr 05, 2018 6:32 pm
RickD wrote:
Thu Apr 05, 2018 6:29 pm
Kurieuo wrote:
Thu Apr 05, 2018 6:18 pm
You guys don't want to know what I do to my kids when they don't get up for church...
Throw a couple of funnel web spiders, or an Eastern Brown Snake into their beds?

Make them eat vegemite for a week?
I can see you're trying to show interest, but you really don't want to know.
You make them sit through an hour long explanation of computer programming?

You make them eat Mrs. K's cooking?
Are you saying there's something wrong with Mrs. K's cooking? y:-?
No, she's a woman, she must be a good cook.

Don't change the subject. Tell us how you torture your children when they don't get up for church.
1 Corinthians 1:9
9 God is faithful, through whom you were called into fellowship with His Son, Jesus Christ our Lord.

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"Christianity is not a joke, but it has some very poor representatives."


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