Evidence for God from Science

... The days of true statesmen like Obama are over. Come on, you're joking right. All Obama was was a good deliverer of a speech. His actions speak far louder than his words. He sat in a church pew for years with his racist "pastor" preaching words of hate and division. I wouldn't have be...

I wish I could say that I'm as devoted to the cause as you are. I hate to admit that I still use plastic straws. And I also have bad flatulence, which is eroding the ozone. Plastic straws? ...shame on you. I throw all my garbage into the river and the current washes it away. A clean environment is ...

I wish I could say that I'm as devoted to the cause as you are. I hate to admit that I still use plastic straws. And I also have bad flatulence, which is eroding the ozone. Plastic straws? ...shame on you. I throw all my garbage into the river and the current washes it away. A clean environment is ...

... And I'd never trade my wife for a newer model. My wife is like a classic 1969 Camaro. My wife is a 1957 Chevrolet Bel Air. So we both like Chevy women. Oh, yeah...climate change....I let the V10 Triton idle in my motorhome for 45 minutes every week, just to keep it in tip-top shape. I used to l...

RickD wrote: ↑Fri Dec 06, 2019 6:29 am

Fliegender wrote: ↑Fri Dec 06, 2019 5:11 am What would you say if your son and Greta Thunberg fell in love?

I would tell my son that she's too immature for him. He's 8 years old.

How does someone your age have such a young son? Did you trade your original wife in for a newer model?

What would you say if your son and Greta Thunberg fell in love?

Those 500 scientists must all be graduates of Oral Roberts U.

Willie Nelson a pot smoker? What’s next? ...Mick Jagger goes to church every Sunday?

A smart orang-outan named Rick escapes from the Tel Aviv Zoo. He’s later found at a library reading the Bible and Darwin’s Origin of Species. Rick asks the wildlife officer sent to capture him, “Are you your brother’s keeper or the keeper of your brother??”

... But how does Jesus save someone? Does Jesus just decide who he wants to save, and whether or not that person wants to be saved, Jesus saves him? Or does it take something on our end, through which God's saving grace is realized? Salvation is like Bank of America. Individuals choose to save and ...

A very old skeleton is discovered in a field in Israel. The pathologist examines the skeleton as declares that the individual died of a sudden and massive heart attack about 3000 years ago. A panel of archaeological experts asks the pathologist, “How can you be so sure of the cause of death, Dr Rick...

Rabbi Rick gets on a plane and settles into his seat. He opens a Bible and begins to read. An atheist settles into the seat next to rabbi Rick and notices the open Bible. “Would you like to chat?” asks the atheist, “I noticed that you’re reading that fairy tale book about god...” “Sure,” says rabbi ...

99 bottles of beer on the wall wrote: ↑Mon Nov 18, 2019 6:39 pm...

So, the moral of the story is that Trump and Pence are idiots, and Obama and Netanyahu are geniuses?

Nope. It’s a joke. All that boozing in your youth has affected you.

Abandon the demons’ drink, sinner!

President Trump is livid. He’s just fired yet another of his advisors. Netanyahu happens to be visiting the White House so Trump asks him, “Bibi, you have a lot of success, how do you find smart men to work for you in Israel?” “Easy” replies Netanyahu, “you test them by asking a riddle. Here, I’ll s...

claysmithr wrote: ↑Sun Nov 17, 2019 4:38 pm when his feet touch the mount of olives it will split in 2

Are those stuffed olives?