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by Fliegender
Sat Apr 25, 2020 6:04 pm
Forum: Politics and World Events
Topic: Convinced yet...?
Replies: 71
Views: 17704

Re: Convinced yet...?

President Trump wanted to land a man on the Sun. Top NASA brass told the President, “We can’t do that Mr. President. He would burn up.” Trump thinks for a moment and says, “What if we land him at night?”
by Fliegender
Sat Apr 25, 2020 1:32 pm
Forum: Politics and World Events
Topic: Convinced yet...?
Replies: 71
Views: 17704

Re: Convinced yet...?

If I drink Lysol diluted with orange juice will it still protect me from covid-19? Or must I drink straight Lysol? The POTUS is a genius! As brilliant as Kim Jong Un! y**== Yes, that's kind of what I was getting at. But Flie, why do you interpret that as what he was saying? This guy has been a publ...
by Fliegender
Sat Apr 25, 2020 1:25 pm
Forum: Humor and Jokes
Topic: Goldstein Nail Company
Replies: 66
Views: 35957

Re: Goldstein Nail Company

Rabbi Rick is cleaning his synagogue office when he discovers a shoebox hidden among the books on a shelf. He takes the shoebox out just as his wife says, “Don’t open that! It’s personal!” So Rick sheepishly puts the shoebox back. The next day rabbi Rick’s wife leaves for the hairdressers. Rick is o...
by Fliegender
Sat Apr 25, 2020 1:05 pm
Forum: Politics and World Events
Topic: Convinced yet...?
Replies: 71
Views: 17704

Re: Convinced yet...?

If I drink Lysol diluted with orange juice will it still protect me from covid-19? Or must I drink straight Lysol?

The POTUS is a genius! As brilliant as Kim Jong Un!

y**==
by Fliegender
Thu Apr 23, 2020 2:06 pm
Forum: Humor and Jokes
Topic: Goldstein Nail Company
Replies: 66
Views: 35957

Re: Goldstein Nail Company

What would have happened had the Magi been 3 Jewish mothers? 1. They would have asked passers-by for directions and arrived on time. 2. They would have helped Mary give birth. 3. They would have cleaned the stable. 4. They would have brought useful gifts to the new parents. On returning home they wo...
by Fliegender
Tue Apr 21, 2020 7:38 pm
Forum: Politics and World Events
Topic: Convinced yet...?
Replies: 71
Views: 17704

Re: Convinced yet...?

RickD wrote:
Tue Apr 21, 2020 5:56 pm
FL wrote:
I have to work on becoming a nicer human being.
A French Canadian working to be a nicer person, is like Trump working to be humble. Wishful thinking, but it ain’t gonna happen.
On a more serious note, do you pack heat when you shop at Walmart?
by Fliegender
Tue Apr 21, 2020 4:21 pm
Forum: Politics and World Events
Topic: Convinced yet...?
Replies: 71
Views: 17704

Re: Convinced yet...?

I would never wish covid 19 symptoms on anyone, even libtards. You’re too nice. So is Edward. Ed’s right when he suggests that a covid-19-infected, righteous trumpanzee carrying his AK-47 to Walmart for protection could infect one of the senior citizens working there. I didn’t think of that. I have...
by Fliegender
Tue Apr 21, 2020 4:12 pm
Forum: Humor and Jokes
Topic: Goldstein Nail Company
Replies: 66
Views: 35957

Re: Goldstein Nail Company

Rick arrives in Jerusalem and goes to synagogue. Rick asks the rabbi, “Rabbi, if I go to the Wailing Wall and ask for peace between Palestinians and Israelis would that be okay?” The rabbi says, “Yes, but remember that you will be talking to G-d!” So Rick continues, “Rabbi, if I go to the Wailing Wa...
by Fliegender
Tue Apr 21, 2020 10:20 am
Forum: Politics and World Events
Topic: Convinced yet...?
Replies: 71
Views: 17704

Re: Convinced yet...?

*yes, I actually said "Trump is right". I must now go and wash my mouth out with soap. ...I think the most likely result of these pseudo-protests will be that over the next couple of weeks we'll start seeing Covid-19 outbreaks in small towns that it hadn't reached previously. That would be a traged...
by Fliegender
Mon Apr 20, 2020 5:24 pm
Forum: Politics and World Events
Topic: Convinced yet...?
Replies: 71
Views: 17704

Re: Convinced yet...?

Yeah, well, I’m not really concerned about covid-19, at least not as a health risk anymore. As I’ve said elsewhere, my wife was diagnosed with a bad case of it but she’s still alive. I was mysteriously sick for three days but I didn’t bother to get checked. I think Trump is a friggin’ fool but he’s ...
by Fliegender
Fri Apr 17, 2020 4:22 pm
Forum: God and Science
Topic: "Tree" or "Web" of Life? A Tale of Red Wolf "Species"
Replies: 1
Views: 1735

Re: "Tree" or "Web" of Life? A Tale of Red Wolf "Species"

Hmmmm...when cannabis edibles (cookies, candies etc) are consumed the effect is usually delayed and the strength of the high is unpredictable. It is best to avoid posting after indulging.
by Fliegender
Thu Apr 16, 2020 7:06 pm
Forum: Humor and Jokes
Topic: Goldstein Nail Company
Replies: 66
Views: 35957

Re: Goldstein Nail Company

Ruth Cohen is a pretty 16 year-old. On her way to school one day, she decides to take a shortcut through a Hasidic neighborhood. As she’s going by a synagogue, a group of Hasidim in their black suits, black hats and prayer shawls eye her as she walks by. Ruth’s short skirt and form-fitting blouse ge...
by Fliegender
Mon Apr 13, 2020 6:52 pm
Forum: Politics and World Events
Topic: IGIC Michael Atkinson fired for doing his job...
Replies: 19
Views: 8615

Re: IGIC Michael Atkinson fired for doing his job...

… I also recall that [Obama] was under nonstop attack about things that were, to be frank, trivial [nonsense]. The apology tour, the death panels, the tan suit, his birth certificate, he's gonna take yer guns, he's got secret camps in the desert ready to hold his political opponents, he's gonna run...
by Fliegender
Tue Apr 07, 2020 7:02 pm
Forum: Humor and Jokes
Topic: Goldstein Nail Company
Replies: 66
Views: 35957

Re: Goldstein Nail Company

Hymie, Solomon and Moishe are sitting in synagogue, chatting before the service begins. Hymie says, "Sixty has got to be the worst age because I always feel like I gotta pee but nothing happens.” Solomon says, “No, seventy is the worst age because you’re always constipated. I take laxatives, eat bra...
by Fliegender
Sun Apr 05, 2020 3:59 pm
Forum: Politics and World Events
Topic: Trump vs Biden - Medicare for All
Replies: 13
Views: 7014

Re: Trump vs Biden - Medicare for All

FL wrote: Maybe...but the photo of her as a young woman shows her as simply beautiful. To each his own, I guess. Even though she was a rather plain looking young lady, she grew up to be my hero! I bet she makes a mean sammich! You’re calling her "a rather plain looking young lady" likely because yo...