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- Sun Jun 14, 2020 2:24 pm
- Forum: General Discussion & Introductions
- Topic: Reading the book again , a land unknown , Alice in Wonderland?
- Replies: 1
- Views: 5185
Re: Reading the book again , a land unknown , Alice in Wonderland?
Alice In Wonderland...? I can’t understand why it’s a classic. An annoying read at best, something I’ve hade to force myself to get through. Forgettable, if anything.
- Fri Jun 12, 2020 5:28 pm
- Forum: Humor and Jokes
- Topic: Goldstein Nail Company
- Replies: 66
- Views: 35954
Re: Goldstein Nail Company
Rick D. Goldstein graduates from Harvard Business School and decides to spend a year in Paris before starting his career. On his return to the USA, he goes to visit his mother. “Rick!” she squeals, “why are you not wearing a kippa?!” “Aw, mother, no one wears a kippa in Paris!” “And Rick...where are...
- Sun Jun 07, 2020 6:37 am
- Forum: Humor and Jokes
- Topic: Goldstein Nail Company
- Replies: 66
- Views: 35954
Re: Goldstein Nail Company
An old Palestinian living in Hebron wants to plant a garden in his yard. He calls his grandson who is in an Israeli prison and says, “I would like to plant some tomatoes in my yard but I’m too old to plow the ground!” The grandson says, “Whatever you do, DON’T plow your yard! I buried weapons, ammun...
- Sat May 30, 2020 5:44 am
- Forum: Christian Chit-chat
- Topic: Is it possible to sell one's soul?
- Replies: 8
- Views: 6325
Re: Is it possible to sell one's soul?
2 Corinthians 4:3-4 simply states that the gospel is veiled to unbelievers. The message of 2 Corinthians 4 is that a Christian must continually choose to be honest because our sin nature is still with us. We are to emulate Jesus so that he may live in us. To do this, we must die to ourselves... bla ...
- Fri May 29, 2020 5:08 pm
- Forum: Humor and Jokes
- Topic: Goldstein Nail Company
- Replies: 66
- Views: 35954
Re: Goldstein Nail Company
Rick Goldstein enlists in the Israel Air Force. On his first parachute jump from the airplane, the instructor tells Rick, “after you jump, count to ten and pull the ripcord. If the parachute doesn’t open - which is very rare - pull your emergency ‘chute’s ripcord. Once you’re on the ground, the Jeep...
- Fri May 29, 2020 4:21 pm
- Forum: Christian Chit-chat
- Topic: Is it possible to sell one's soul?
- Replies: 8
- Views: 6325
Re: Is it possible to sell one's soul?
Do you believe you a person can sell their soul to the devil - a common belief many have. I suppose someone could make a deal with the devil. But if you’re not saved, he already has your soul, so to speak. Are NON-Christians under the influence of Satan? Some can be. Just as some believers can be i...
- Wed May 27, 2020 7:24 pm
- Forum: Humor and Jokes
- Topic: Goldstein Nail Company
- Replies: 66
- Views: 35954
Re: Goldstein Nail Company
Rick Goldstein goes to his rabbi and says, “Rabbi, we’ve got to help this poor old woman. She can’t pay her rent and she’ll be thrown out of her apartment tomorrow if she doesn’t come up with the money!” “That’s terrible,” says the rabbi. He gives Rick $500 from the petty cash and says, “This should...
- Tue May 26, 2020 5:06 am
- Forum: General Discussion & Introductions
- Topic: I communicated with God! You try too....
- Replies: 31
- Views: 11280
Re: I communicated with God! You try too....
Here I am having a piece of fruitcake and sipping my trump on the bleach when I see this post. All I can say is that I suspect Philip is jealous that he can’t have conversations with God.
- Mon May 25, 2020 6:46 pm
- Forum: Humor and Jokes
- Topic: Goldstein Nail Company
- Replies: 66
- Views: 35954
Re: Goldstein Nail Company
Rabbi Rick is seated next to a priest on a long flight. The stewardess comes by and asks “Would you gentlemen like some refreshments?” Rabbi Rick asks for a gin & tonic but the priest says nothing. So the rabbi says, “Wouldn’t you like a little something to unwind, padre ?” The priest exclaims, “I’m...
- Mon May 18, 2020 7:29 pm
- Forum: Humor and Jokes
- Topic: Goldstein Nail Company
- Replies: 66
- Views: 35954
Re: Goldstein Nail Company
An imam, a pastor and a rabbi are asked, “ What would you like people to say at your funeral. ” The imam answers, “I would like people to say that I always put the community’s needs before my own” The pastor answers, “I would like people to say that I always lived Christ’s message of forgiveness tow...
- Sat May 16, 2020 8:09 pm
- Forum: Humor and Jokes
- Topic: Goldstein Nail Company
- Replies: 66
- Views: 35954
Re: Goldstein Nail Company
Rick D. Goldstein goes to see his rabbi. “Rabbi,” says Rick, “a friend asked me to see you about a rather delicate problem he has...” “Excuse me, Rick” interrupts the rabbi “but why doesn’t your friend come to see me himself?” “Well, rabbi, my friend’s problem is rather embarrassing...” “I see” says...
- Sat May 16, 2020 7:05 am
- Forum: Politics and World Events
- Topic: Communism's Greatest Threat
- Replies: 6
- Views: 5631
Re: Communism's Greatest Threat
How pure whatever dictatorship or a government's communist / Marxist origins, no, it's not just Christianity, but it's the idea that anything that threatens their total control is what they desire to snuff out. But spiritual beliefs are a particular challenge to such as that they can't necessarily ...
- Sat May 16, 2020 6:27 am
- Forum: Humor and Jokes
- Topic: Goldstein Nail Company
- Replies: 66
- Views: 35954
Re: Goldstein Nail Company
Rebecca is leaving synagogue after services when she notices a distinguished-looking young man. She goes to him and introduces herself. “Hello, I’m Rebecca Shapiro. I have been coming to this synagogue for 30 years and we’ve never seen you. Are you new in town?” The young man answers, “Pleased to me...
- Fri May 15, 2020 8:29 pm
- Forum: Politics and World Events
- Topic: A Covid Solution?
- Replies: 4
- Views: 5760
Re: A Covid Solution?
I drank a Lysol cocktail and haven’t had a bout with covid-19. It works:
-pour 2 oz of Lysol toilet bowl cleaner into a shaker
-add a dash of bleach
-add ice cubes, shake vigorously.
-strain mixture into a highball glass
-fill with orange juice
Enjoy!
-pour 2 oz of Lysol toilet bowl cleaner into a shaker
-add a dash of bleach
-add ice cubes, shake vigorously.
-strain mixture into a highball glass
-fill with orange juice
Enjoy!
- Fri May 15, 2020 8:19 pm
- Forum: Politics and World Events
- Topic: Communism's Greatest Threat
- Replies: 6
- Views: 5631
Re: Communism's Greatest Threat
The Chinese aren't especially communist, either. Sure, the "Chinese Communist Party" is in control, but these days those party apparatchiks are mostly tasked with finding innovative ways to increase profits, form international business partnerships, gain control of external natural resources, and t...