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by Fliegender
Sat Dec 07, 2019 3:10 pm
Forum: Politics and World Events
Topic: 500 scientists say: No Climate emergency
Replies: 15
Views: 162

Re: 500 scientists say: No Climate emergency

I wish I could say that I'm as devoted to the cause as you are. I hate to admit that I still use plastic straws. And I also have bad flatulence, which is eroding the ozone. Plastic straws? ...shame on you. I throw all my garbage into the river and the current washes it away. A clean environment is ...
by Fliegender
Fri Dec 06, 2019 8:32 pm
Forum: Politics and World Events
Topic: 500 scientists say: No Climate emergency
Replies: 15
Views: 162

Re: 500 scientists say: No Climate emergency

I wish I could say that I'm as devoted to the cause as you are. I hate to admit that I still use plastic straws. And I also have bad flatulence, which is eroding the ozone. Plastic straws? ...shame on you. I throw all my garbage into the river and the current washes it away. A clean environment is ...
by Fliegender
Fri Dec 06, 2019 6:33 pm
Forum: Politics and World Events
Topic: 500 scientists say: No Climate emergency
Replies: 15
Views: 162

Re: 500 scientists say: No Climate emergency

... And I'd never trade my wife for a newer model. My wife is like a classic 1969 Camaro. My wife is a 1957 Chevrolet Bel Air. So we both like Chevy women. Oh, yeah...climate change....I let the V10 Triton idle in my motorhome for 45 minutes every week, just to keep it in tip-top shape. I used to l...
by Fliegender
Fri Dec 06, 2019 6:33 am
Forum: Politics and World Events
Topic: 500 scientists say: No Climate emergency
Replies: 15
Views: 162

Re: 500 scientists say: No Climate emergency

RickD wrote:
Fri Dec 06, 2019 6:29 am
Fliegender wrote:
Fri Dec 06, 2019 5:11 am
What would you say if your son and Greta Thunberg fell in love?
I would tell my son that she's too immature for him. He's 8 years old.
How does someone your age have such a young son? Did you trade your original wife in for a newer model?
by Fliegender
Fri Dec 06, 2019 5:11 am
Forum: Politics and World Events
Topic: 500 scientists say: No Climate emergency
Replies: 15
Views: 162

Re: 500 scientists say: No Climate emergency

What would you say if your son and Greta Thunberg fell in love?
by Fliegender
Thu Dec 05, 2019 8:45 pm
Forum: Politics and World Events
Topic: 500 scientists say: No Climate emergency
Replies: 15
Views: 162

Re: 500 scientists say: No Climate emergency

Those 500 scientists must all be graduates of Oral Roberts U.
by Fliegender
Wed Dec 04, 2019 8:36 pm
Forum: Humor and Jokes
Topic: The end truly must be near!
Replies: 2
Views: 117

Re: The end truly must be near!

Willie Nelson a pot smoker? What’s next? ...Mick Jagger goes to church every Sunday?
by Fliegender
Fri Nov 29, 2019 6:00 pm
Forum: Humor and Jokes
Topic: Goldstein Nail Company
Replies: 34
Views: 2352

Re: Goldstein Nail Company

A smart orang-outan named Rick escapes from the Tel Aviv Zoo. He’s later found at a library reading the Bible and Darwin’s Origin of Species. Rick asks the wildlife officer sent to capture him, “Are you your brother’s keeper or the keeper of your brother??”
by Fliegender
Sun Nov 24, 2019 5:06 pm
Forum: Christian Theology
Topic: Key Facts About Salvation many miss or overlook when it comes to Christianity.
Replies: 37
Views: 1032

Re: Key Facts About Salvation many miss or overlook when it comes to Christianity.

... But how does Jesus save someone? Does Jesus just decide who he wants to save, and whether or not that person wants to be saved, Jesus saves him? Or does it take something on our end, through which God's saving grace is realized? Salvation is like Bank of America. Individuals choose to save and ...
by Fliegender
Fri Nov 22, 2019 6:08 pm
Forum: Humor and Jokes
Topic: Goldstein Nail Company
Replies: 34
Views: 2352

Re: Goldstein Nail Company

A very old skeleton is discovered in a field in Israel. The pathologist examines the skeleton as declares that the individual died of a sudden and massive heart attack about 3000 years ago. A panel of archaeological experts asks the pathologist, “How can you be so sure of the cause of death, Dr Rick...
by Fliegender
Thu Nov 21, 2019 6:28 pm
Forum: Humor and Jokes
Topic: Goldstein Nail Company
Replies: 34
Views: 2352

Re: Goldstein Nail Company

Rabbi Rick gets on a plane and settles into his seat. He opens a Bible and begins to read. An atheist settles into the seat next to rabbi Rick and notices the open Bible. “Would you like to chat?” asks the atheist, “I noticed that you’re reading that fairy tale book about god...” “Sure,” says rabbi ...
by Fliegender
Mon Nov 18, 2019 8:37 pm
Forum: Humor and Jokes
Topic: Goldstein Nail Company
Replies: 34
Views: 2352

Re: Goldstein Nail Company

99 bottles of beer on the wall wrote:
Mon Nov 18, 2019 6:39 pm
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So, the moral of the story is that Trump and Pence are idiots, and Obama and Netanyahu are geniuses?
Nope. It’s a joke. All that boozing in your youth has affected you.

Abandon the demons’ drink, sinner!
by Fliegender
Mon Nov 18, 2019 6:23 pm
Forum: Humor and Jokes
Topic: Goldstein Nail Company
Replies: 34
Views: 2352

Re: Goldstein Nail Company

President Trump is livid. He’s just fired yet another of his advisors. Netanyahu happens to be visiting the White House so Trump asks him, “Bibi, you have a lot of success, how do you find smart men to work for you in Israel?” “Easy” replies Netanyahu, “you test them by asking a riddle. Here, I’ll s...
by Fliegender
Sun Nov 17, 2019 6:24 pm
Forum: General Discussion & Introductions
Topic: Pray for Yeshua Dome!
Replies: 8
Views: 583

Re: Pray for Yeshua Dome!

claysmithr wrote:
Sun Nov 17, 2019 4:38 pm
when his feet touch the mount of olives it will split in 2
Are those stuffed olives?
by Fliegender
Sat Nov 16, 2019 6:04 pm
Forum: General Discussion & Introductions
Topic: Pray for Yeshua Dome!
Replies: 8
Views: 583

Re: Pray for Yeshua Dome!

... Just curious - why would you see any special power in Yeshua - assuming you are referring to Jesus - as your description indicates you are not a Christian? Messianic Jews refer to Jesus by his Hebrew name, Yeshua or Yeshu’a. Even though Messianic Jews recognize Jesus as Messiah, they do not con...