Find the thing which answers all these:
1: This existed before God.
2: This is greater than God.
3: This is more evil than Satan.
4: The poor have this.
5: The rich need this.
6: If you eat this, you die.
Riddle
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Riddle
Hold everything lightly. If you don't, it will hurt when God pries your fingers loose as He takes it from you. -Corrie Ten Boom
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If they had a social gospel in the days of the prodigal son, somebody would have given him a bed and a sandwich and he never would have gone home.
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If they had a social gospel in the days of the prodigal son, somebody would have given him a bed and a sandwich and he never would have gone home.
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Re: Riddle
Is the answer "nothing"? 
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Re: Riddle
It can't be "nothing", because nothing is not a thing.Find the thing which answers all these:
It's a trick question.
FAIL
John 5:24
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.
“A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.”
-Edward R Murrow
St. Richard the Sarcastic--The Patron Saint of Irony
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.
“A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.”
-Edward R Murrow
St. Richard the Sarcastic--The Patron Saint of Irony
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Re: Riddle
Seraph wrote:Is the answer "nothing"?
Oh, shut up. My wife will be in Hell Florida next March 15-22. Wanna guess how many pairs of shoes she'll come back with?RickD wrote:It can't be "nothing", because nothing is not a thing.Find the thing which answers all these:
It's a trick question.
FAIL
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Hold everything lightly. If you don't, it will hurt when God pries your fingers loose as He takes it from you. -Corrie Ten Boom
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If they had a social gospel in the days of the prodigal son, somebody would have given him a bed and a sandwich and he never would have gone home.
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If they had a social gospel in the days of the prodigal son, somebody would have given him a bed and a sandwich and he never would have gone home.
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Re: Riddle
Yes. My guess is 7 pairs. Including alligator boots.Furstentum Liechtenstein wrote:Seraph wrote:Is the answer "nothing"?
Oh, shut up. My wife will be in Hell Florida next March 15-22. Wanna guess how many pairs of shoes she'll come back with?RickD wrote:It can't be "nothing", because nothing is not a thing.Find the thing which answers all these:
It's a trick question.
FAIL
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John 5:24
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.
“A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.”
-Edward R Murrow
St. Richard the Sarcastic--The Patron Saint of Irony
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.
“A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.”
-Edward R Murrow
St. Richard the Sarcastic--The Patron Saint of Irony
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Re: Riddle
The Sunday School/Catechism teacher was speaking to her class about life and death. ''Did you know,'' the teacher asked, ''that we can die a peaceful or a horrible death?'' The class was silent. ''Is anyone able to give me an example of a peaceful death?'' the teacher asked. Silence...finally, little Hana raised her hand, ''Yes, Hana?''
- ''My Granpa died in his sleep!''
''Well, yes Hana! That is an excellent example of a peaceful death!'' The teacher continued, ''Now does anyone know what a horrible death would be like?'' Again, silence. The teacher looks around at her class and sees Hana's hand raised...again. Reluctantly, she says, ''Yes, Hana?''
- ''My Granma, my uncle and my aunt died when Granpa fell asleep while driving his car!''
- ''My Granpa died in his sleep!''
''Well, yes Hana! That is an excellent example of a peaceful death!'' The teacher continued, ''Now does anyone know what a horrible death would be like?'' Again, silence. The teacher looks around at her class and sees Hana's hand raised...again. Reluctantly, she says, ''Yes, Hana?''
- ''My Granma, my uncle and my aunt died when Granpa fell asleep while driving his car!''
Hold everything lightly. If you don't, it will hurt when God pries your fingers loose as He takes it from you. -Corrie Ten Boom
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If they had a social gospel in the days of the prodigal son, somebody would have given him a bed and a sandwich and he never would have gone home.
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Hana, is that true?Furstentum Liechtenstein wrote:The Sunday School/Catechism teacher was speaking to her class about life and death. ''Did you know,'' the teacher asked, ''that we can die a peaceful or a horrible death?'' The class was silent. ''Is anyone able to give me an example of a peaceful death?'' the teacher asked. Silence...finally, little Hana raised her hand, ''Yes, Hana?''
- ''My Granpa died in his sleep!''
''Well, yes Hana! That is an excellent example of a peaceful death!'' The teacher continued, ''Now does anyone know what a horrible death would be like?'' Again, silence. The teacher looks around at her class and sees Hana's hand raised...again. Reluctantly, she says, ''Yes, Hana?''
- ''My Granma, my uncle and my aunt died when Granpa fell asleep while driving his car!''
John 5:24
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.
“A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.”
-Edward R Murrow
St. Richard the Sarcastic--The Patron Saint of Irony
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.
“A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.”
-Edward R Murrow
St. Richard the Sarcastic--The Patron Saint of Irony
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Re: Riddle
Do we have little Hana on this forum to answer you?RickD wrote:Hana, is that true?Furstentum Liechtenstein wrote:The Sunday School/Catechism teacher was speaking to her class about life and death. ''Did you know,'' the teacher asked, ''that we can die a peaceful or a horrible death?'' The class was silent. ''Is anyone able to give me an example of a peaceful death?'' the teacher asked. Silence...finally, little Hana raised her hand, ''Yes, Hana?''
- ''My Granpa died in his sleep!''
''Well, yes Hana! That is an excellent example of a peaceful death!'' The teacher continued, ''Now does anyone know what a horrible death would be like?'' Again, silence. The teacher looks around at her class and sees Hana's hand raised...again. Reluctantly, she says, ''Yes, Hana?''
- ''My Granma, my uncle and my aunt died when Granpa fell asleep while driving his car!''
But examine everything carefully; hold fast to that which is good.
-- 1 Thessalonians 5:21
For I am confident of this very thing, that He who began a good work in you will perfect it until the day of Christ Jesus.
-- Philippians 1:6
#foreverinmyheart
-- 1 Thessalonians 5:21
For I am confident of this very thing, that He who began a good work in you will perfect it until the day of Christ Jesus.
-- Philippians 1:6
#foreverinmyheart
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Re: Riddle
Oh, you're a silly little Hana, aren't you?
John 5:24
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.
“A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.”
-Edward R Murrow
St. Richard the Sarcastic--The Patron Saint of Irony
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.
“A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.”
-Edward R Murrow
St. Richard the Sarcastic--The Patron Saint of Irony
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Re: Riddle
Rick, are you talking with yourself? Am worrying about you.
But examine everything carefully; hold fast to that which is good.
-- 1 Thessalonians 5:21
For I am confident of this very thing, that He who began a good work in you will perfect it until the day of Christ Jesus.
-- Philippians 1:6
#foreverinmyheart
-- 1 Thessalonians 5:21
For I am confident of this very thing, that He who began a good work in you will perfect it until the day of Christ Jesus.
-- Philippians 1:6
#foreverinmyheart
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Re: Riddle
An attractive blonde woman with a Ph.D goes to a department store and sees a shiny silver object. ''What is this?'' she asks the clerk. ''A thermos,'' the clerk answers, ''it keeps hot foods hot and cold foods cold!'' So the smart blonde buys the thermos.
The next day, she brings the thermos to work and sets it on her desk. A blonde co-worker asks her, ''What is that, Hana?'' Hana proudly answers, ''It is a thermos! It keeps hot foods hot and cold foods cold!'' ''Wow!'' the co-worker exclaims! ''What have you got in there, Hana?''
''Hot coffee and ice cream!''
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The next day, she brings the thermos to work and sets it on her desk. A blonde co-worker asks her, ''What is that, Hana?'' Hana proudly answers, ''It is a thermos! It keeps hot foods hot and cold foods cold!''
''Wow!'' the co-worker exclaims! ''What have you got in there, Hana?''''Hot coffee and ice cream!''
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Hold everything lightly. If you don't, it will hurt when God pries your fingers loose as He takes it from you. -Corrie Ten Boom
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We have this joke in Slovakia but with policemen.Furstentum Liechtenstein wrote:An attractive blonde woman with a Ph.D goes to a department store and sees a shiny silver object. ''What is this?'' she asks the clerk. ''A thermos,'' the clerk answers, ''it keeps hot foods hot and cold foods cold!'' So the smart blonde buys the thermos.
The next day, she brings the thermos to work and sets it on her desk. A blonde co-worker asks her, ''What is that, Hana?'' Hana proudly answers, ''It is a thermos! It keeps hot foods hot and cold foods cold!''
''Hot coffee and ice cream!''
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But examine everything carefully; hold fast to that which is good.
-- 1 Thessalonians 5:21
For I am confident of this very thing, that He who began a good work in you will perfect it until the day of Christ Jesus.
-- Philippians 1:6
#foreverinmyheart
-- 1 Thessalonians 5:21
For I am confident of this very thing, that He who began a good work in you will perfect it until the day of Christ Jesus.
-- Philippians 1:6
#foreverinmyheart
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Re: Riddle
Furstentum Liechtenstein wrote:An attractive blonde woman with a Ph.D goes to a department store and sees a shiny silver object. ''What is this?'' she asks the clerk. ''A thermos,'' the clerk answers, ''it keeps hot foods hot and cold foods cold!'' So the smart blonde buys the thermos.
The next day, she brings the thermos to work and sets it on her desk. A blonde co-worker asks her, ''What is that, Hana?'' Hana proudly answers, ''It is a thermos! It keeps hot foods hot and cold foods cold!''
''Hot coffee and ice cream!''
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Gotta love blonde Hana jokes.
John 5:24
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.
“A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.”
-Edward R Murrow
St. Richard the Sarcastic--The Patron Saint of Irony
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.
“A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.”
-Edward R Murrow
St. Richard the Sarcastic--The Patron Saint of Irony
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Actually Hana, it's quite alright to talk to one's self. On the other hand, talking with one's self may get one sent away to the funny farm.1over137 wrote:Rick, are you talking with yourself? Am worrying about you.
John 5:24
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.
“A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.”
-Edward R Murrow
St. Richard the Sarcastic--The Patron Saint of Irony
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.
“A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.”
-Edward R Murrow
St. Richard the Sarcastic--The Patron Saint of Irony