Top Quotes from GOD on highway Billboard signs

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Top Quotes from GOD on highway Billboard signs

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Top Quotes from GOD on highway Billboard signs


"Let's Meet At My House Sunday Before the Game" — God

"C'mon Over And Bring The Kids" — God

"What Part of 'Thou Shalt Not . . .' Didn't You Understand?" — God

"We Need To Talk" — God

"Keep Using My Name in Vain And I'll Make Rush Hour Longer" — God

"Loved The Wedding, Invite Me To The Marriage" — God

"That 'Love Thy Neighbor' Thing, I Meant It." — God

"I Love You . . . I Love You . . . I Love You . . ." — God

"Will The Road You're On Get You To My Place?" — God

"Follow Me." — God

"Big Bang Theory, You've Got To Be Kidding." — God

"My Way Is The Highway." — God

"Need Directions?" — God

"You Think It's Hot Here?" — God

"Tell The Kids I Love Them." — God

"Need a Marriage Counselor? I'm Available." — God

"Have You Read My #1 Best Seller? There Will Be A Test." — God

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:D

those are cute!
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thats awesome :lol:
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haha, it reminded me of this

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SUGAAAAA wrote:haha, it reminded me of this

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That's hilarious
"My actions prove that God takes care of idiots."

He occasionally stumbled over the truth, but hastily picked himself up and hurried on as if nothing had happened.
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An atheist can't find God for the same reason a criminal can't find a police officer.

You need to start asking out girls so that you can get used to the rejections.
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Don't mean to put a damper on this and all, and call me stupid, but you had to expect one of us would be stupid enough to say what you already know I'm going to say, but I don't get it! Would someone be so kind as to enlighten my poor self?
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LOL - that's funny!
kateliz wrote:Don't mean to put a damper on this and all, and call me stupid, but you had to expect one of us would be stupid enough to say what you already know I'm going to say, but I don't get it! Would someone be so kind as to enlighten my poor self?
There was a video game (or was it a cartoon?) about intergalactic domination which was obviously translated from an oriental language (very, very poorly.) In the intro is one leader about to attack and defeat another, and he exclaims to his enemy "All your base are belong to us!!!" It goes on with further poor language for the whole intro... Kinda became a classic among certain people.
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I see; thank you, Felgar. I can imagine for those who would know it would be funny. Very true, however.
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Actually, you should check out the wikipedia article. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/All_your_b ... long_to_us
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yes, thats true... you can see the Flash animation of it here

http://www.planettribes.com/allyourbase/AYB2.swf
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That clip from the game was funny. I first laughed after that one guy laughed, which was funny in and of itself. The rest of that Flash animation thing was a combo of amusement and "what in the world is wrong with these people" kind of reactions. Thanks for providing those links.
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Theres a flash site on Newgrounds that has all sorts of AYB flashes on it, and they have a paragraph for the discription,
'In 1989, a game called Zero Wing came out for the Sega Genesis by Toaplan. It was an unremarkable game; the only feature that distinguished it from any other side-scrolling shooter was the barbaric way that it treated the English language. Fast forward to the year 2000, after just over a decade in obscurity (living next door to the New Kids on the Block and that guy who starred in Herman's Head) a parody by David Lloyd at Overclocked.org brought this game's bad grammar back into the pop culture spotlight. Chat rooms and message boards blazed with phrases like “Somebody set up us the bomb”, and “You are on the way to destruction”. '
all the flash parodies are here --> http://www.newgrounds.com/collection/allyourbase.html
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