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Re: ....walks into a bar.
Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2012 3:58 pm
by goldmoor
Jac3510 wrote:A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Got any grapes?" The bartender says no, so the duck leaves. He comes back the next day and asks, "Got any grapes?"
"No," the bartender says. "I told you that yesterday," so the duck leaves.
He comes back the next day and says again, "Got any grapes?"
"I've told you twice, no, and I'm not going to tell you again. If you ask me that one more time, I'm going to staple your feet to the bar!!!" So the duck leaves.
The next day, the duck walks into the bar again.
"Got any staples?"
"What? No . . ."
oh no not here not NOW!
"Got any grapes?"
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Re: ....walks into a bar.
Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 8:15 pm
by zacchaeus
A pastor, a judge, and a hypocrite walk into a Bar... how many people walked into the Bar?
1 person
Re: ....walks into a bar.
Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2013 6:51 pm
by RickD
Did you hear about the dyslexic who walked into a bra?
Re: ....walks into a bar.
Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2013 1:15 pm
by 1over137
RickD wrote:Did you hear about the dyslexic who walked into a bra?
No.
Re: ....walks into a bar.
Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2013 6:31 pm
by RickD
1over137 wrote:RickD wrote:Did you hear about the dyslexic who walked into a bra?
No.
Hana, must I explain
everything to you?
Re: ....walks into a bar.
Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2013 11:12 pm
by 1over137
RickD wrote:1over137 wrote:RickD wrote:Did you hear about the dyslexic who walked into a bra?
No.
Hana, must I explain
everything to you?
No.
