Priest cops a feel

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Priest cops a feel

Postby Nessa » Sun Mar 19, 2017 2:12 am

I was watching America's funniest vids with kerry. They had a few wedding ceremony ones.

A communion wafer got dropped down the brides top by accident by the priest. He goes to try to fish it out LOL Its like noooooo!!! :shock:

He went back in for a second try as well :shakehead:

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Re: Priest cops a feel

Postby Kurieuo » Sun Mar 19, 2017 7:44 am

She was probably like, "noooooo!!!", but I'm sure the priest was like, "Oh yeah!". :)
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Re: Priest cops a feel

Postby Philip » Sun Mar 19, 2017 11:32 am

K: She was probably like, "noooooo!!!", but I'm sure the priest was like, "Oh yeah!". :)


I thought priests don't dig chicks??? Or, they're to deny their natural drive. y:-?

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Re: Priest cops a feel

Postby RickD » Sun Mar 19, 2017 11:34 am

Thread is worthless without video.

:ssorry:
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Re: Priest cops a feel

Postby Nessa » Sun Mar 19, 2017 2:24 pm

RickD wrote:Thread is worthless without video.

:ssorry:





She's smiling an awful lot....

me thinks the lady doth protest too much :P

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Re: Priest cops a feel

Postby RickD » Sun Mar 19, 2017 2:43 pm

I'm not sure he dropped it "by accident".

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Re: Priest cops a feel

Postby Philip » Sun Mar 19, 2017 3:48 pm

Well, if Pete's "successor" would only get back to the fact that St. Pete dug chicks AND was married, then poor chaps like that priest would get to see breasts (and much more), most anytime the mood strikes. But noooooooooooooo. :roll:


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