Wine into water

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Wine into water

Postby Nessa » Thu Nov 30, 2017 9:07 pm

Not the greatest day so when I saw the wine tasting in the supermarket, I made a bee line for it.

After my first tasting, I was given the second one....

It tasted totally watered down and I told the guy it was bad wine.

He said something like its bloody terrible wine... its water.

I had been given the water to 'cleanse my palate' y#-o :oops:

At least I can laugh at my blondeness on a bad day

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Re: Wine into water

Postby RickD » Fri Dec 01, 2017 5:28 am

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1 Corinthians 1:9
9 God is faithful, through whom you were called into fellowship with His Son, Jesus Christ our Lord.

Audie wrote:
"Christianity is not a joke, but it has some very poor representatives."


St. Richard the Sarcastic--The Patron Saint of Irony

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Re: Wine into water

Postby Philip » Fri Dec 01, 2017 7:15 am

Hey, blondes are people, too. :P

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Re: Wine into water

Postby RickD » Fri Dec 01, 2017 11:02 am

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1 Corinthians 1:9
9 God is faithful, through whom you were called into fellowship with His Son, Jesus Christ our Lord.

Audie wrote:
"Christianity is not a joke, but it has some very poor representatives."


St. Richard the Sarcastic--The Patron Saint of Irony


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