Rick et.al. helping Hana

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Re: Rick et.al. helping Hana

Postby Kurieuo » Thu Sep 28, 2017 8:28 pm

thatkidakayoungguy wrote:
1over137 wrote:Man is incomplete until he’s married. Then he’s finished.

The Apostle Paul would probably disagree along with some other biblical authors/figures. He said it's better to be single.

I disagree that such is what is necessarily being said. Rather, each person has different gifts and blessings from God. I'm sure one passage you have in mind if 1 Cor 7, but don't overlook this important verse (v.7) when reading:

    I wish that all of you were as I am. But each of you has your own gift from God; one has this gift, another has that.
Clearly, Paul's gift lay elsewhere in ministry than married life. Logically, having less commitments Paul could dedicate himself more fully in other ways, because he had less familial responsibilities - no fatherly commitments, no husbandly commitments.

Yet, for many Christians who have been gifted with married life and children -- such is a primary God-given mission. And, it is a very important God-given mission which is sadly often considered unimportant and neglected by Christians who are always looking for some other purpose God might have for their life. Meanwhile, what God has given them to serve Him in is right before them and in plain sight yet many remain blinded to.
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Re: Rick et.al. helping Hana

Postby Philip » Thu Sep 28, 2017 10:06 pm

K, when I talk to my boys about possibly being married someday, I always emphasize a few things: A) Don't EVER date a non-Christian - and don't delude yourself into thinking, "Well, I'll be a good influence and she might come to Christ through me" (DON'T DO IT!!!). B) If you want to find prospective fish (a Christian to marry), don't fish in your bathtub! (i.e. the wrong places) - go where the fish are, put yourself in proximity to where they hang out. C) Find a good woman early (but don't marry before finishing school, if possible) - it gets much harder to find good prospects when you get closer to 30. If I had followed this advice, I would have saved myself one heck of a lot of misery!

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Re: Rick et.al. helping Hana

Postby thatkidakayoungguy » Mon Oct 09, 2017 4:12 pm

Philip wrote:K, when I talk to my boys about possibly being married someday, I always emphasize a few things: A) Don't EVER date a non-Christian - and don't delude yourself into thinking, "Well, I'll be a good influence and she might come to Christ through me" (DON'T DO IT!!!). B) If you want to find prospective fish (a Christian to marry), don't fish in your bathtub! (i.e. the wrong places) - go where the fish are, put yourself in proximity to where they hang out. C) Find a good woman early (but don't marry before finishing school, if possible) - it gets much harder to find good prospects when you get closer to 30. If I had followed this advice, I would have saved myself one heck of a lot of misery!

What about the rise in cougars and cubs kinda stuff? Plus don't most women like older men?

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Re: Rick et.al. helping Hana

Postby RickD » Mon Oct 09, 2017 4:28 pm

thatkidakayoungguy wrote:
Philip wrote:K, when I talk to my boys about possibly being married someday, I always emphasize a few things: A) Don't EVER date a non-Christian - and don't delude yourself into thinking, "Well, I'll be a good influence and she might come to Christ through me" (DON'T DO IT!!!). B) If you want to find prospective fish (a Christian to marry), don't fish in your bathtub! (i.e. the wrong places) - go where the fish are, put yourself in proximity to where they hang out. C) Find a good woman early (but don't marry before finishing school, if possible) - it gets much harder to find good prospects when you get closer to 30. If I had followed this advice, I would have saved myself one heck of a lot of misery!

What about the rise in cougars and cubs kinda stuff? Plus don't most women like older men?


Only the women with daddy issues like older men.
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Re: Rick et.al. helping Hana

Postby Kurieuo » Mon Oct 09, 2017 8:15 pm

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thatkidakayoungguy wrote:
Philip wrote:K, when I talk to my boys about possibly being married someday, I always emphasize a few things: A) Don't EVER date a non-Christian - and don't delude yourself into thinking, "Well, I'll be a good influence and she might come to Christ through me" (DON'T DO IT!!!). B) If you want to find prospective fish (a Christian to marry), don't fish in your bathtub! (i.e. the wrong places) - go where the fish are, put yourself in proximity to where they hang out. C) Find a good woman early (but don't marry before finishing school, if possible) - it gets much harder to find good prospects when you get closer to 30. If I had followed this advice, I would have saved myself one heck of a lot of misery!

What about the rise in cougars and cubs kinda stuff? Plus don't most women like older men?


Only the women with daddy issues like older men.

Seems like RickD is talking from experience. y:-?
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Re: Rick et.al. helping Hana

Postby Nessa » Mon Oct 09, 2017 11:08 pm

RickD wrote:
thatkidakayoungguy wrote:
Philip wrote:K, when I talk to my boys about possibly being married someday, I always emphasize a few things: A) Don't EVER date a non-Christian - and don't delude yourself into thinking, "Well, I'll be a good influence and she might come to Christ through me" (DON'T DO IT!!!). B) If you want to find prospective fish (a Christian to marry), don't fish in your bathtub! (i.e. the wrong places) - go where the fish are, put yourself in proximity to where they hang out. C) Find a good woman early (but don't marry before finishing school, if possible) - it gets much harder to find good prospects when you get closer to 30. If I had followed this advice, I would have saved myself one heck of a lot of misery!

What about the rise in cougars and cubs kinda stuff? Plus don't most women like older men?


Only the women with daddy issues like older men.

Ever heard of the oedipus complex?

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Re: Rick et.al. helping Hana

Postby RickD » Tue Oct 10, 2017 5:08 am

Nessa wrote:
RickD wrote:
thatkidakayoungguy wrote:
Philip wrote:K, when I talk to my boys about possibly being married someday, I always emphasize a few things: A) Don't EVER date a non-Christian - and don't delude yourself into thinking, "Well, I'll be a good influence and she might come to Christ through me" (DON'T DO IT!!!). B) If you want to find prospective fish (a Christian to marry), don't fish in your bathtub! (i.e. the wrong places) - go where the fish are, put yourself in proximity to where they hang out. C) Find a good woman early (but don't marry before finishing school, if possible) - it gets much harder to find good prospects when you get closer to 30. If I had followed this advice, I would have saved myself one heck of a lot of misery!

What about the rise in cougars and cubs kinda stuff? Plus don't most women like older men?


Only the women with daddy issues like older men.

Ever heard of the oedipus complex?

:feeding:

No, never heard of it. Does it have something to do with sheep?
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Re: Rick et.al. helping Hana

Postby 1over137 » Tue Oct 10, 2017 5:10 am

I read 'sleep' instead of 'sheep'...
But examine everything carefully; hold fast to that which is good.
-- 1 Thessalonians 5:21

For I am confident of this very thing, that He who began a good work in you will perfect it until the day of Christ Jesus.
-- Philippians 1:6

The LORD is my rock and my fortress and my deliverer, My God, my rock, in whom I take refuge; My shield and the horn of my salvation, my stronghold
-- Psalm 18:2

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Re: Rick et.al. helping Hana

Postby RickD » Tue Oct 10, 2017 5:23 am

Kurieuo wrote:
RickD wrote:
thatkidakayoungguy wrote:
Philip wrote:K, when I talk to my boys about possibly being married someday, I always emphasize a few things: A) Don't EVER date a non-Christian - and don't delude yourself into thinking, "Well, I'll be a good influence and she might come to Christ through me" (DON'T DO IT!!!). B) If you want to find prospective fish (a Christian to marry), don't fish in your bathtub! (i.e. the wrong places) - go where the fish are, put yourself in proximity to where they hang out. C) Find a good woman early (but don't marry before finishing school, if possible) - it gets much harder to find good prospects when you get closer to 30. If I had followed this advice, I would have saved myself one heck of a lot of misery!

What about the rise in cougars and cubs kinda stuff? Plus don't most women like older men?


Only the women with daddy issues like older men.

Seems like RickD is talking from experience. y:-?

Yes. When my wife turned 44, I traded her in for two 22 year olds.
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Re: Rick et.al. helping Hana

Postby RickD » Tue Oct 10, 2017 5:24 am

1over137 wrote:I read 'sleep' instead of 'sheep'...

All New Zealand jokes have something to do with sheep. I'm not quite sure why. y:-?
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Re: Rick et.al. helping Hana

Postby 1over137 » Tue Oct 10, 2017 5:25 am

you would prefer with kangaroos?
But examine everything carefully; hold fast to that which is good.
-- 1 Thessalonians 5:21

For I am confident of this very thing, that He who began a good work in you will perfect it until the day of Christ Jesus.
-- Philippians 1:6

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Re: Rick et.al. helping Hana

Postby RickD » Tue Oct 10, 2017 5:26 am

1over137 wrote:you would prefer with kangaroos?

Ask Kurieuo about that one. :lol:
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