One BAD*** Australian!

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Re: One BAD*** Australian!

Postby RickD » Thu Oct 27, 2016 2:40 am

philip wrote:
Found three sheds in my garage -


You must have really big garages where you live. I couldn't even fit one shed in my garage.
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Re: One BAD*** Australian!

Postby Audie » Thu Oct 27, 2016 5:39 am

RickD wrote:
philip wrote:
Found three sheds in my garage -


You must have really big garages where you live. I couldn't even fit one shed in my garage.


Snakes are big in Texas

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-m1w7QlrPrPE/V ... /photo.jpg

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Re: One BAD*** Australian!

Postby RickD » Fri Oct 28, 2016 7:31 am

Audie wrote:
RickD wrote:
philip wrote:
Found three sheds in my garage -


You must have really big garages where you live. I couldn't even fit one shed in my garage.


Snakes are big in Texas

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-m1w7QlrPrPE/V ... /photo.jpg

No. Mexicans are just really short.
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Re: One BAD*** Australian!

Postby Audie » Fri Oct 28, 2016 9:48 am

RickD wrote:
Audie wrote:
RickD wrote:
philip wrote:
Found three sheds in my garage -


You must have really big garages where you live. I couldn't even fit one shed in my garage.


Snakes are big in Texas

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-m1w7QlrPrPE/V ... /photo.jpg

No. Mexicans are just really short.


Now if I were the one holding it up it would look like an anaconda

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Re: One BAD*** Australian!

Postby RickD » Fri Oct 28, 2016 11:44 am

Audie wrote:
RickD wrote:
Audie wrote:
RickD wrote:
philip wrote:
Found three sheds in my garage -


You must have really big garages where you live. I couldn't even fit one shed in my garage.


Snakes are big in Texas

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-m1w7QlrPrPE/V ... /photo.jpg

No. Mexicans are just really short.


Now if I were the one holding it up it would look like an anaconda

Audie,

We have snakes that can deal with little people like you:
http://www.247wildlife.com/pygmyrattlesnake.html
1 Corinthians 1:9
9 God is faithful, through whom you were called into fellowship with His Son, Jesus Christ our Lord.

Audie wrote:
"Christianity is not a joke, but it has some very poor representatives."


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Re: One BAD*** Australian!

Postby Audie » Sat Oct 29, 2016 7:34 am

RickD wrote:
Audie wrote:
RickD wrote:
Audie wrote:
RickD wrote:
You must have really big garages where you live. I couldn't even fit one shed in my garage.


Snakes are big in Texas

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-m1w7QlrPrPE/V ... /photo.jpg

No. Mexicans are just really short.


Now if I were the one holding it up it would look like an anaconda

Audie,

We have snakes that can deal with little people like you:
http://www.247wildlife.com/pygmyrattlesnake.html


Small size..inadequate warning..nasty bite.

Hmm


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