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One BAD*** Australian!

Postby Philip » Tue Oct 25, 2016 8:05 am

Man, there's a lot of dangerous critters in Australia!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gl6Vo0NBJPw

If I were the guy that lived in that house, I would freaking MOVE!!!

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Re: One BAD*** Australian!

Postby Kurieuo » Tue Oct 25, 2016 9:17 am

They like warm places, sometimes freaky waking up with one beside you or on your face.
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Re: One BAD*** Australian!

Postby Audie » Tue Oct 25, 2016 9:45 am

Kurieuo wrote:They like warm places, sometimes freaky waking up with one beside you or on your face.


I disapprove of non-vegetarian spiders.

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Re: One BAD*** Australian!

Postby RickD » Tue Oct 25, 2016 9:49 am

Spiders in Florida have been known to eat chicken.
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Re: One BAD*** Australian!

Postby Philip » Tue Oct 25, 2016 9:57 am

Dang, K, if the spiders are that ferocious, WHAT, pray tell, is eating the spiders, etc?

Guess every area has it's threatening species.

In SC, we have exactly these dangerous animals:

Rattlesnakes: Three types - Canebrake, Pygmy, and Diamondback (Can kill):
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Copperhead (deaths are rare, but will make you VERY sick):
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Cottonmouth (Can kill):
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Coral Snake (Can kill):
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Alligator (Can kill):
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Black Widow Spider (Deaths rare - but can make you very sick):
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Brown Recluse Spider (Deaths rare - but can make you very sick, will toxin will destroy flesh):
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Black Bear (Deaths are very rare, but have occurred):
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Wild Dogs (Feral dogs are common in some remote areas - particularly packs can be very dangerous):
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Wild Hogs (Deaths are very rare, but they can do major physical harm - and they can be huge - 400 lbs and up)
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Bobcat (Attacks are rare, but cornered, they can tear you up!):
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Re: One BAD*** Australian!

Postby Hortator » Tue Oct 25, 2016 1:50 pm

Dawww dat bobcat just wants to be petted and have a sock drawer to crawl inside <3

I'd probably let a Lynx in my house and regret it later lol. If you're cold, they're cold.

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Re: One BAD*** Australian!

Postby Audie » Tue Oct 25, 2016 4:37 pm

Philip wrote:Dang, K, if the spiders are that ferocious, WHAT, pray tell, is eating the spiders, etc?

Guess every area has it's threatening species.

In SC, we have exactly these dangerous animals:

Rattlesnakes: Three types - Canebrake, Pygmy, and Diamondback (Can kill):
Image

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Copperhead (deaths are rare, but will make you VERY sick):
Image

Cottonmouth (Can kill):
Image

Coral Snake (Can kill):
Image

Alligator (Can kill):
Image

Black Widow Spider (Deaths rare - but can make you very sick):
Image

Brown Recluse Spider (Deaths rare - but can make you very sick, will toxin will destroy flesh):
Image

Black Bear (Deaths are very rare, but have occurred):
Image

Wild Dogs (Feral dogs are common in some remote areas - particularly packs can be very dangerous):
Image

Wild Hogs (Deaths are very rare, but they can do major physical harm - and they can be huge - 400 lbs and up)
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/56 ... 52be5a.jpg

Bobcat (Attacks are rare, but cornered, they can tear you up!):
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That is a Western diamondback, not found in your state. :D

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Re: One BAD*** Australian!

Postby RickD » Tue Oct 25, 2016 4:46 pm

Audie wrote:
That is a Western diamondback, not found in your state. :D


Actually,

They are found on the east coast. I ran into one here in Florida. He told me that he migrated east from California, because the cost of living was too much there. Rats and mice were too expensive.
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Re: One BAD*** Australian!

Postby Philip » Wed Oct 26, 2016 7:23 am

OK, HERE is a SC Eastern Diamondback Rattler:

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Re: One BAD*** Australian!

Postby RickD » Wed Oct 26, 2016 7:44 am

That's a very pretty snake.
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Re: One BAD*** Australian!

Postby Audie » Wed Oct 26, 2016 9:43 am

Philip wrote:OK, HERE is a SC Eastern Diamondback Rattler:

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Poor snake. People cant stand to just let things be.

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Re: One BAD*** Australian!

Postby RickD » Wed Oct 26, 2016 12:14 pm

Audie wrote:
Philip wrote:OK, HERE is a SC Eastern Diamondback Rattler:

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Poor snake. People cant stand to just let things be.

Tastes like chicken.
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Re: One BAD*** Australian!

Postby Audie » Wed Oct 26, 2016 2:20 pm

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Re: One BAD*** Australian!

Postby Philip » Wed Oct 26, 2016 5:51 pm

I'd poo poo in my pants if I ran into one of those guys. I don't like "hot" snakes, although back during my zoological days, I owned a couple of snakes - a King snake and a Red-Tailed Boa. I've held large pythons. But I'm probably more wary of copperheads, as they are so abundant where I live. Found three sheds in my garage - a mother and two newborns - that ain't good!

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Re: One BAD*** Australian!

Postby AreEl » Wed Oct 26, 2016 6:06 pm

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A very attractive snake. Is that Audie?
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