Pray for my son!

Got some good and clean jokes to share? Everyone likes a laugh.
User avatar
Philip
Board Moderator
Posts: 5721
Joined: Mon Dec 28, 2009 7:45 pm
Christian: Yes
Sex: Male
Creation Position: Day-Age
Location: Betwixt the Sea and the Mountains

Pray for my son!

Postby Philip » Wed Oct 05, 2016 11:47 am

Or me. My 18-year-old just informed me he plans to grow a "man bun." Now, having had hair halfway down my back (in the '70s), at his age - well, I drove my dad insane; he was always on me to cut my hair. But a MAN BUN???!!! Really, I told my son that those were for people trying to look hip, but who, instead, actually end up looking like an idiot. Really, those two words should be considered an oxymoron - with only morons actually having them. Actually, I guess I made the universal strategic "dad" mistake - criticize something a kid thinks is cool, and he'll only think it MORE cool. So, prayers, all around, please! LOL (well, kind of :roll: ).

They're evil, I say!

Image

Image

Image

Image

I rest my case! :lol:

PaulSacramento
Board Moderator
Posts: 7940
Joined: Fri Mar 25, 2011 12:29 pm
Christian: Yes
Sex: Male
Creation Position: Theistic Evolution
Location: Ontario, Canada

Re: Pray for my son!

Postby PaulSacramento » Wed Oct 05, 2016 12:20 pm

The man bun.
Used to be know as a warrior's knot (top knot).
It meant something.
Just one more thing fashion has anally raped.

User avatar
RickD
Board Moderator
Posts: 18267
Joined: Thu Jan 14, 2010 7:59 am
Christian: Yes
Sex: Male
Creation Position: Day-Age
Location: Kamino

Re: Pray for my son!

Postby RickD » Wed Oct 05, 2016 2:06 pm

Let him have the bun. Hair styles aren't permanent. At least it's not a tattoo.
1 Corinthians 1:9
9 God is faithful, through whom you were called into fellowship with His Son, Jesus Christ our Lord.

Audie wrote:
"Christianity is not a joke, but it has some very poor representatives."


St. Richard the Sarcastic--The Patron Saint of Irony

User avatar
Philip
Board Moderator
Posts: 5721
Joined: Mon Dec 28, 2009 7:45 pm
Christian: Yes
Sex: Male
Creation Position: Day-Age
Location: Betwixt the Sea and the Mountains

Re: Pray for my son!

Postby Philip » Wed Oct 05, 2016 4:25 pm

Paul: The man bun.
Used to be know as a warrior's knot (top knot).
It meant something.
Just one more thing fashion has anally raped.


Hey, Paul - I'd forgotten how ancient martial warriors had a bit of a MB

If you know the context of this photo, you are officially OLD!

Image

User avatar
Philip
Board Moderator
Posts: 5721
Joined: Mon Dec 28, 2009 7:45 pm
Christian: Yes
Sex: Male
Creation Position: Day-Age
Location: Betwixt the Sea and the Mountains

Re: Pray for my son!

Postby Philip » Wed Oct 05, 2016 4:29 pm

Rick: Let him have the bun. Hair styles aren't permanent. At least it's not a tattoo.


Well, I wouldn't mind it if he got a tasteful tattoo... like one of those actually exists! :lol:

But, at a very young age, he is very serious about his faith and sharing it. So the proposed MB isn't really something I am seriously concerned with - though it did really surprise me. Far more concerned with what he looks like on the inside. Maybe I should try a different strategy: "Hey, son, I think you'd really rock a cool MB." But, too late, I'm afraid.

User avatar
RickD
Board Moderator
Posts: 18267
Joined: Thu Jan 14, 2010 7:59 am
Christian: Yes
Sex: Male
Creation Position: Day-Age
Location: Kamino

Re: Pray for my son!

Postby RickD » Wed Oct 05, 2016 4:40 pm

If he's not too old to fall for reverse psychology, show him some pictures of really dorky people with man buns, and try to convince him how good it makes them look.
1 Corinthians 1:9
9 God is faithful, through whom you were called into fellowship with His Son, Jesus Christ our Lord.

Audie wrote:
"Christianity is not a joke, but it has some very poor representatives."


St. Richard the Sarcastic--The Patron Saint of Irony

User avatar
Philip
Board Moderator
Posts: 5721
Joined: Mon Dec 28, 2009 7:45 pm
Christian: Yes
Sex: Male
Creation Position: Day-Age
Location: Betwixt the Sea and the Mountains

Re: Pray for my son!

Postby Philip » Wed Oct 05, 2016 4:59 pm

show him some pictures of really dorky people with man buns


You mean there are photos of such people that DON'T look dorky? I doubt it!

PaulSacramento
Board Moderator
Posts: 7940
Joined: Fri Mar 25, 2011 12:29 pm
Christian: Yes
Sex: Male
Creation Position: Theistic Evolution
Location: Ontario, Canada

Re: Pray for my son!

Postby PaulSacramento » Thu Oct 06, 2016 8:27 am

Philip wrote:
show him some pictures of really dorky people with man buns


You mean there are photos of such people that DON'T look dorky? I doubt it!

Sure they are:

Toshiro Mifune:
http://crownshark.com/wp-content/upload ... 00x283.jpg
Image

And pretty much any guy that can fight and beat the crap out of someone else and do it with style !


Return to “Humor and Jokes”

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 1 guest