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Santa is Satan in disguise! Ba dum tsssss

Posted: Sat Jul 02, 2016 4:25 am
by IceMobster
Santa is kind of an anagram for Satan! Also Satan has the three great transcendent traits of: Omnipotence, Omniscience, Omnipresence! Think about it! • Santa knows all people's deeds, be they good or bad, and will pass judgement • Santa is able to deliver millions of presence worldwide in one night Those require God's traits! Santa is a copycat, he's Satan masquerading as an angel of light, churning the spirit of idolatry and really draws on the fleshful desires for possessions -- materialism! I just thought this might be informative! So celebrate Christ Jesus definitely like any other day also, but don't celebrate Satan Claus! Also, Christmas is another play on words using "Christ" - "Mass" which is drawing on the heretical doctrine of the Catholic Eucharist!

ɯnɹoɟ ǝɥʇ ɟo ʇɹɐd "ɹoɯnɥ" ǝɥʇ uı sıɥʇ ʇnd ǝʌɐɥ pןnoɥs ı sdɐɥɹǝd

Re: Santa is Satan in disguise! Ba dum tsssss

Posted: Sat Jul 02, 2016 5:23 am
by RickD
IceMobster wrote:Santa is kind of an anagram for Satan! Also Satan has the three great transcendent traits of: Omnipotence, Omniscience, Omnipresence! Think about it! • Santa knows all people's deeds, be they good or bad, and will pass judgement • Santa is able to deliver millions of presence worldwide in one night Those require God's traits! Santa is a copycat, he's Satan masquerading as an angel of light, churning the spirit of idolatry and really draws on the fleshful desires for possessions -- materialism! I just thought this might be informative! So celebrate Christ Jesus definitely like any other day also, but don't celebrate Satan Claus! Also, Christmas is another play on words using "Christ" - "Mass" which is drawing on the heretical doctrine of the Catholic Eucharist!

ɯnɹoɟ ǝɥʇ ɟo ʇɹɐd "ɹoɯnɥ" ǝɥʇ uı sıɥʇ ʇnd ǝʌɐɥ pןnoɥs ı sdɐɥɹǝd
Santa can deliver presence?




muɿoʇ ɿomuʜ ɘʜƚ oƚ bɒɘɿʜƚ ɘʜƚ ǫnivom ʇo yƚɿɘdil ɘʜƚ ʞooƚ I :mrgreen:

Re: Santa is Satan in disguise! Ba dum tsssss

Posted: Sat Jul 02, 2016 5:50 am
by IceMobster
RickD wrote:
IceMobster wrote:Santa is kind of an anagram for Satan! Also Satan has the three great transcendent traits of: Omnipotence, Omniscience, Omnipresence! Think about it! • Santa knows all people's deeds, be they good or bad, and will pass judgement • Santa is able to deliver millions of presence worldwide in one night Those require God's traits! Santa is a copycat, he's Satan masquerading as an angel of light, churning the spirit of idolatry and really draws on the fleshful desires for possessions -- materialism! I just thought this might be informative! So celebrate Christ Jesus definitely like any other day also, but don't celebrate Satan Claus! Also, Christmas is another play on words using "Christ" - "Mass" which is drawing on the heretical doctrine of the Catholic Eucharist!

ɯnɹoɟ ǝɥʇ ɟo ʇɹɐd "ɹoɯnɥ" ǝɥʇ uı sıɥʇ ʇnd ǝʌɐɥ pןnoɥs ı sdɐɥɹǝd
Santa can deliver presence?




muɿoʇ ɿomuʜ ɘʜƚ oƚ bɒɘɿʜƚ ɘʜƚ ǫnivom ʇo yƚɿɘdil ɘʜƚ ʞooƚ I :mrgreen:
How dare you defy someone's beliefs by thinking his/her beliefs are a joke??!?! (I've read this comment on one page.)
And more importantly, how dare you defy Satan?? :evil:

Re: Santa is Satan in disguise! Ba dum tsssss

Posted: Sat Jul 02, 2016 7:16 am
by Philip
One year, apparently, Santa found MY milk and cookies, and so he ASSUMED they were left for him. He left nothing but crumbs! Those were MY cookies!!! And, it wasn't exactly as though he was gonna be deprived of milk and cookies that night - no wonder he's such a fat boy! AND, he didn't bag the reindeer poop he left all over my roof! So, yes, Santa IS evil!

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Re: Santa is Satan in disguise! Ba dum tsssss

Posted: Sat Jul 02, 2016 10:33 am
by Hortator
In Eastern Europe, the Krampus tradition is alive and well. Christmas is more or less Halloween crossed wth Western Christmas. All the "bad kids" are told stories that they will be taken by Krampus in a burlap sack. Well, parents do this. Rather than dress as Santa, they dress as a scary krampus (like above) and essentially kidnap them lol

Re: Santa is Satan in disguise! Ba dum tsssss

Posted: Sat Jul 02, 2016 2:49 pm
by abelcainsbrother
IceMobster wrote:Santa is kind of an anagram for Satan! Also Satan has the three great transcendent traits of: Omnipotence, Omniscience, Omnipresence! Think about it! • Santa knows all people's deeds, be they good or bad, and will pass judgement • Santa is able to deliver millions of presence worldwide in one night Those require God's traits! Santa is a copycat, he's Satan masquerading as an angel of light, churning the spirit of idolatry and really draws on the fleshful desires for possessions -- materialism! I just thought this might be informative! So celebrate Christ Jesus definitely like any other day also, but don't celebrate Satan Claus! Also, Christmas is another play on words using "Christ" - "Mass" which is drawing on the heretical doctrine of the Catholic Eucharist!

ɯnɹoɟ ǝɥʇ ɟo ʇɹɐd "ɹoɯnɥ" ǝɥʇ uı sıɥʇ ʇnd ǝʌɐɥ pןnoɥs ı sdɐɥɹǝd

Santa Claus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FXDFmISpLw

Re: Santa is Satan in disguise! Ba dum tsssss

Posted: Sun Jul 03, 2016 6:42 am
by IceMobster
LOL! You've got one for any occasion?!?!

Re: Santa is Satan in disguise! Ba dum tsssss

Posted: Sun Jul 03, 2016 10:19 am
by RickD
ACB's favorite band:
http://youtu.be/17lkdqoLt44

Re: Santa is Satan in disguise! Ba dum tsssss

Posted: Sun Jul 03, 2016 10:23 pm
by abelcainsbrother
IceMobster wrote:LOL! You've got one for any occasion?!?!
A song can just pop in my head depending on the topic or what's said. I also use music to make a point,or communicate something sometimes. The thing is though,is not everybody likes the same kind of music,but still music is a great way to communicate something you want to say.I try to pick good music and although I mostly use Apologetix music,I use other kinds of music too,it is just that most of the time an Apologetix song pops in my mind.This was one of their Christmas songs.

Re: Santa is Satan in disguise! Ba dum tsssss

Posted: Sun Jul 03, 2016 11:50 pm
by abelcainsbrother
Since you brought up Satan here is a song you might like

Prince of Darkness
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIaffp6fsas

Re: Santa is Satan in disguise! Ba dum tsssss

Posted: Sat Aug 06, 2016 9:00 am
by Audie
Actually, it is the creationists.