Benny Hinn the healer/prophet

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Benny Hinn the healer/prophet

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A few of you know that Benny Hinn came to Jacksonville this past weekend. Well, I decided to go check out this charlatan, to see what all the fuss was about. I went in quietly, and sat down in the back row, so I could discreetly see what was going to happen. Well, to my surprise, Mr. Hinn came strolling on back, and came right up to me. And before I could react, he put his hand on my head, and said, "In the name-uh of Geezuz, you will walk today!".

And just as quickly as he came over, he walked away. And I thought to myself, what a fraud. If he only knew my legs worked fine. "You will walk today". What a joke.

So, I got up and left. I walked straight out the door, and went right to where I parked my car. And you know what? Someone stole it. It turns out that ole Benny was right after all.

I walked home.
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Did you have to pay a fee to get in? Did you get one of those ¨all i got was this t-shirt¨ shirts? Thats terrible your car was stolen and creepy Benny Hinn walked up to you and said that. Gives me the heebie jeebies just thinking of that.
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Ottoman wrote:Did you have to pay a fee to get in? Did you get one of those ¨all i got was this t-shirt¨ shirts? Thats terrible your car was stolen and creepy Benny Hinn walked up to you and said that. Gives me the heebie jeebies just thinking of that.
It was "free".

And no t-shirt either.

It was a bad neighborhood, I guess.
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I really liked the guy. Back in the 70's, he was the best thing on TV.

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Here's Benny's #1 "girl", singing and playing the piano.

http://youtu.be/SJo95NHU8qk
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