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Deep Thought of the Day

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If you clean a vacuum cleaner, you are a vacuum cleaner.
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RickD wrote:If you clean a vacuum cleaner, you are a vacuum cleaner.
Wow that is deep, man...
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I've actually shared it wish some people. ;)
Proinsias wrote:I don't think you are hearing me. Preference for ice cream is a moral issue
And that, brothers and sisters, is the kind of foolishness you get people who insist on denying biblical theism. A good illustration of any as the length people will go to avoid acknowledging basic truths.
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Well no. A vacuum cleaner is cleaner that works by creating (more or less) a vacuum. If you clean a vacuum cleaner, with a rag or something, you are a vacuum cleaner cleaner, not a vacuum cleaner. I suppose that if you got very grubby while doing that, you could wash with a piece of soap, which could be called a vacuum cleaner cleaner cleaner, and if you wiped the grime off the soap with a paper towel, that would be a vacuum cleaner cleaner cleaner cleaner. Then....
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hughfarey wrote:Well no. A vacuum cleaner is cleaner that works by creating (more or less) a vacuum. If you clean a vacuum cleaner, with a rag or something, you are a vacuum cleaner cleaner, not a vacuum cleaner. I suppose that if you got very grubby while doing that, you could wash with a piece of soap, which could be called a vacuum cleaner cleaner cleaner, and if you wiped the grime off the soap with a paper towel, that would be a vacuum cleaner cleaner cleaner cleaner. Then....
Nope. "Vaccuum" works in the joke because it is a metonymy.

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Proinsias wrote:I don't think you are hearing me. Preference for ice cream is a moral issue
And that, brothers and sisters, is the kind of foolishness you get people who insist on denying biblical theism. A good illustration of any as the length people will go to avoid acknowledging basic truths.
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Wednesday, June 1

Before criticizing someone, always make sure first to walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you'll be a mile away and you'll have their shoes.
Proinsias wrote:I don't think you are hearing me. Preference for ice cream is a moral issue
And that, brothers and sisters, is the kind of foolishness you get people who insist on denying biblical theism. A good illustration of any as the length people will go to avoid acknowledging basic truths.
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Jac3510 wrote:Wednesday, June 1

Before criticizing someone, always make sure first to walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you'll be a mile away and you'll have their shoes.
I've shared that one too. :D
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Then you are wise indeed, Rick. What I'm lost on is why Nessa deleted her post. :-\
Proinsias wrote:I don't think you are hearing me. Preference for ice cream is a moral issue
And that, brothers and sisters, is the kind of foolishness you get people who insist on denying biblical theism. A good illustration of any as the length people will go to avoid acknowledging basic truths.
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Jac3510 wrote:Then you are wise indeed, Rick. What I'm lost on is why Nessa deleted her post. :-\
She deletes posts quite a bit. Must be that whole "women have the right to change their minds" thing.
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RickD wrote:
Jac3510 wrote:Then you are wise indeed, Rick. What I'm lost on is why Nessa deleted her post. :-\
She deletes posts quite a bit. Must be that whole "women have the right to change their minds" thing.
There's something "odd" about it methinks. :poke:
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Your best post yet :P
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Jac3510 wrote:Then you are wise indeed, Rick. What I'm lost on is why Nessa deleted her post. :-\
I.just made some silly comment that probably wasn't as funny as I first thought it was.
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Nessa wrote:
Jac3510 wrote:Then you are wise indeed, Rick. What I'm lost on is why Nessa deleted her post. :-\
I.just made some silly comment that probably wasn't as funny as I first thought it was.
You're always funny Nessa. Don't you ever think otherwise ok? :P
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Must be why I get treated as a joke ;)
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