How to be an atheist

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Re: How to be an atheist

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crackpot wrote:
I hope you're joking.
No. Not joking. Atheists are mostly humourless. Has that not already been made clear to you?
Nope.

Most I talk to have a wicked sense of humour.
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Re: How to be an atheist

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Storyteller wrote:
crackpot wrote:
I hope you're joking.
No. Not joking. Atheists are mostly humourless. Has that not already been made clear to you?
Nope.

Most I talk to have a wicked sense of humour.
You mean "wicked" meaning "evil", because they're atheists? :mrgreen:
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Re: How to be an atheist

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:mrgreen:
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RickD wrote:At first I thought he was Joe Dirt.
Lol . . Minus the mullet and jean jacket :ebiggrin:
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Actually he could be right about the Big Bang. In astrophysics, the static universe theory preceded the Big Bang theory. When the Big Bang theory was introduced to supplant the static universe theory, atheist astrophysicists vigorously opposed it. They accused the Big Bang side of clouding science with religion, by proving God created the universe with a mere snap. Something like that. At least that's what the Big Bang documentary I saw as a kid said. Always thought that was interesting. I wondered if the explosion may have exceeded the speed of light.


Man I learned more from watching all those documentaries at night with my Dad than i ever learned in public school...
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