How to be an atheist

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How to be an atheist

Postby Jac3510 » Mon May 16, 2016 5:02 pm



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Proinsias wrote:I don't think you are hearing me. Preference for ice cream is a moral issue

And that, brothers and sisters, is the kind of foolishness you get people who insist on denying biblical theism. A good illustration of any as the length people will go to avoid acknowledging basic truths.

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Re: How to be an atheist

Postby Audie » Mon May 16, 2016 5:06 pm

Jac3510 wrote:

:pound:


So what are you trying to accomplish?

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Re: How to be an atheist

Postby Jac3510 » Mon May 16, 2016 5:08 pm

Audie wrote:So what are you trying to accomplish?

Bringing a smile to people who have a sense of humor. :)
Proinsias wrote:I don't think you are hearing me. Preference for ice cream is a moral issue

And that, brothers and sisters, is the kind of foolishness you get people who insist on denying biblical theism. A good illustration of any as the length people will go to avoid acknowledging basic truths.

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Re: How to be an atheist

Postby RickD » Mon May 16, 2016 5:43 pm

He clearly doesn't know his subjunctives.

Sometimes the truth is funnier than fiction. :pound:

Good find Jac. Funny stuff. It's a good thing atheists have a sense of humor. Not like those stuck up religious types.
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Re: How to be an atheist

Postby Jac3510 » Mon May 16, 2016 6:11 pm

His whole channel is great. He makes fun of vegans, "spiritual" people, yogis, people who want to legalize marijuana, gluten free types (that one is hysterical) . . . really is good stuff. :)
Proinsias wrote:I don't think you are hearing me. Preference for ice cream is a moral issue

And that, brothers and sisters, is the kind of foolishness you get people who insist on denying biblical theism. A good illustration of any as the length people will go to avoid acknowledging basic truths.

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Re: How to be an atheist

Postby RickD » Mon May 16, 2016 6:17 pm

At first I thought he was Joe Dirt.
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Re: How to be an atheist

Postby Audie » Mon May 16, 2016 6:28 pm

Oh..I should watch it.

As in watch it, girl quit being so humourless.

And the vid

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Re: How to be an atheist

Postby RickD » Mon May 16, 2016 6:30 pm

Audie wrote:Oh..I should watch it.

As in watch it, girl quit being so humourless.

And the vid

You're American now. Drop the 'u'.
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Re: How to be an atheist

Postby Audie » Mon May 16, 2016 6:35 pm

RickD wrote:
Audie wrote:Oh..I should watch it.

As in watch it, girl quit being so humourless.

And the vid

You're American now. Drop the 'u'.



It is an affectation, didnt you know? (Pronouced kneau)

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Re: How to be an atheist

Postby RickD » Mon May 16, 2016 6:43 pm

Audie wrote:
RickD wrote:
Audie wrote:Oh..I should watch it.

As in watch it, girl quit being so humourless.

And the vid

You're American now. Drop the 'u'.



It is an affectation, didnt you know? (Pronouced kneau)

I have to admit, it does make you sound more sophisticated. Like a Geisha. :rotfl:
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Re: How to be an atheist

Postby crackpot » Mon May 16, 2016 6:43 pm

The clip was actually quite funny.

Atheists are humorless for the most part when our beliefs are challenged... so the video won't go over well with my fellow believers, as Audie has already demonstrated.

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Re: How to be an atheist

Postby RickD » Mon May 16, 2016 6:54 pm

crackpot wrote:The clip was actually quite funny.

Atheists are humorless for the most part when our beliefs are challenged... so the video won't go over well with my fellow believers, as Audie has already demonstrated.

Beliefs? Atheists don't have beliefs. Only lack of beliefs.

You must be one confused atheist!

Atheist rule #1

Never, ever have a belief. That way you don't have to defend anything. :fyi:
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Re: How to be an atheist

Postby Jac3510 » Mon May 16, 2016 8:08 pm

Audie wrote:Oh..I should watch it.

As in watch it, girl quit being so humourless.

And the vid

Nah, I bet you actually think it's pretty funny. Granted you don't like stereotypes, this is satire, and more importantly, I expect you get quite a kick out of watching dogmatic, fundie atheists get skewered. ;)
Proinsias wrote:I don't think you are hearing me. Preference for ice cream is a moral issue

And that, brothers and sisters, is the kind of foolishness you get people who insist on denying biblical theism. A good illustration of any as the length people will go to avoid acknowledging basic truths.

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Re: How to be an atheist

Postby Audie » Tue May 17, 2016 3:28 am

Jac3510 wrote:
Audie wrote:Oh..I should watch it.

As in watch it, girl quit being so humourless.

And the vid

Nah, I bet you actually think it's pretty funny. Granted you don't like stereotypes, this is satire, and more importantly, I expect you get quite a kick out of watching dogmatic, fundie atheists get skewered. ;)



I meant watch it, vid., girl. Didnt yet but will. Watch the vid.

The dogmatic fundies, yecs included can use all the skewering they can get.

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Re: How to be an atheist

Postby Jac3510 » Tue May 17, 2016 5:06 am

Audie wrote:The dogmatic fundies, yecs included can use all the skewering they can get.

I tend to agree, and so the video. Thought it was funny. Still do. "Dale" is now one of my new favorite people ever. :egeek:
Proinsias wrote:I don't think you are hearing me. Preference for ice cream is a moral issue

And that, brothers and sisters, is the kind of foolishness you get people who insist on denying biblical theism. A good illustration of any as the length people will go to avoid acknowledging basic truths.


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