How to be an atheist

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Re: How to be an atheist

Postby Storyteller » Thu May 19, 2016 2:10 pm

crackpot wrote:
I hope you're joking.


No. Not joking. Atheists are mostly humourless. Has that not already been made clear to you?


Nope.

Most I talk to have a wicked sense of humour.
Faith is a knowledge within the heart, beyond the reach of proof - Kahlil Gibran

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Re: How to be an atheist

Postby RickD » Thu May 19, 2016 2:12 pm

Storyteller wrote:
crackpot wrote:
I hope you're joking.


No. Not joking. Atheists are mostly humourless. Has that not already been made clear to you?


Nope.

Most I talk to have a wicked sense of humour.

You mean "wicked" meaning "evil", because they're atheists? :mrgreen:
1 Corinthians 1:9
9 God is faithful, through whom you were called into fellowship with His Son, Jesus Christ our Lord.

Audie wrote:
"Christianity is not a joke, but it has some very poor representatives."


St. Richard the Sarcastic--The Patron Saint of Irony

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Re: How to be an atheist

Postby Storyteller » Thu May 19, 2016 2:15 pm

:mrgreen:
Faith is a knowledge within the heart, beyond the reach of proof - Kahlil Gibran

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Re: How to be an atheist

Postby Blessed » Sat Oct 14, 2017 3:42 am

RickD wrote:At first I thought he was Joe Dirt.


Lol . . Minus the mullet and jean jacket :ebiggrin:

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Re: How to be an atheist

Postby Blessed » Sat Oct 14, 2017 3:56 am

Actually he could be right about the Big Bang. In astrophysics, the static universe theory preceded the Big Bang theory. When the Big Bang theory was introduced to supplant the static universe theory, atheist astrophysicists vigorously opposed it. They accused the Big Bang side of clouding science with religion, by proving God created the universe with a mere snap. Something like that. At least that's what the Big Bang documentary I saw as a kid said. Always thought that was interesting. I wondered if the explosion may have exceeded the speed of light.


Man I learned more from watching all those documentaries at night with my Dad than i ever learned in public school...


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