Cat Party or Dog Party?

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Re: Cat Party or Dog Party?

Postby Audie » Wed Apr 20, 2016 3:32 pm

crackpot wrote:
Audie wrote:I do like cats. I had one once. Guess her name?


It seems you are chinese.

When you say "I do like cats" do you mean in the gastronomic sense?



Yuck no. No srereotyping plz.

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Re: Cat Party or Dog Party?

Postby Hortator » Wed Apr 20, 2016 3:52 pm

Audie wrote:Cats are sociopaths.


That's why all cats say "meow"

"ME-ow! ME!!!"

Also I like how we have no cat smilies, but we have a cow y3:-O , a chicken y~:> , and right in between, a smiley like, "Really?" y/:)2

Although I love chickens. I was born the year of the Rooster, Audie :P hbu

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Re: Cat Party or Dog Party?

Postby Audie » Wed Apr 20, 2016 4:04 pm

Hortator wrote:
Audie wrote:Cats are sociopaths.


That's why all cats say "meow"

"ME-ow! ME!!!"

Also I like how we have no cat smilies, but we have a cow y3:-O , a chicken y~:> , and right in between, a smiley like, "Really?" y/:)2

Although I love chickens. I was born the year of the Rooster, Audie :P hbu


Chickens are way too good a creature to be treated so horribly by people.

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Re: Cat Party or Dog Party?

Postby RickD » Wed Apr 20, 2016 4:33 pm

Audie wrote:
Hortator wrote:
Audie wrote:Cats are sociopaths.


That's why all cats say "meow"

"ME-ow! ME!!!"

Also I like how we have no cat smilies, but we have a cow y3:-O , a chicken y~:> , and right in between, a smiley like, "Really?" y/:)2

Although I love chickens. I was born the year of the Rooster, Audie :P hbu


Chickens are way too good a creature to be treated so horribly by people.

Chickens are delicious. They're only treated horribly if they're cooked too long, and become dry.
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Re: Cat Party or Dog Party?

Postby Audie » Wed Apr 20, 2016 5:18 pm

RickD wrote:
Audie wrote:
Hortator wrote:
Audie wrote:Cats are sociopaths.


That's why all cats say "meow"

"ME-ow! ME!!!"

Also I like how we have no cat smilies, but we have a cow y3:-O , a chicken y~:> , and right in between, a smiley like, "Really?" y/:)2

Although I love chickens. I was born the year of the Rooster, Audie :P hbu


Chickens are way too good a creature to be treated so horribly by people.

Chickens are delicious. They're only treated horribly if they're cooked too long, and become dry.


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Re: Cat Party or Dog Party?

Postby crackpot » Wed Apr 20, 2016 6:09 pm

Audie wrote:No srereotyping plz.


Oklay missy I plomise not to srereotyping you

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Re: Cat Party or Dog Party?

Postby Audie » Wed Apr 20, 2016 6:17 pm

crackpot wrote:
Audie wrote:No srereotyping plz.


Oklay missy I plomise not to srereotyping you


We are both just having fun.

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Re: Cat Party or Dog Party?

Postby B. W. » Thu Apr 21, 2016 8:56 am

RickD wrote:Chickens are delicious. They're only treated horribly if they're cooked too long, and become dry.


No, Chickens are actually very dirty birds - really foul...

y~:>
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Re: Cat Party or Dog Party?

Postby Audie » Thu Apr 21, 2016 9:52 am

B. W. wrote:
RickD wrote:Chickens are delicious. They're only treated horribly if they're cooked too long, and become dry.


No, Chickens are actually very dirty birds - really foul...

y~:>

Be kind to chickens by not eating them

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Re: Cat Party or Dog Party?

Postby RickD » Thu Apr 21, 2016 9:58 am

Audie wrote:
B. W. wrote:
RickD wrote:Chickens are delicious. They're only treated horribly if they're cooked too long, and become dry.


No, Chickens are actually very dirty birds - really foul...

y~:>

Be kind to chickens by not eating them

The goal in the life of every successful chicken, is to be eaten.

Chickens provide eating pleasure for the hungry masses.
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Re: Cat Party or Dog Party?

Postby Audie » Thu Apr 21, 2016 10:08 am

RickD wrote:
Audie wrote:
B. W. wrote:
RickD wrote:Chickens are delicious. They're only treated horribly if they're cooked too long, and become dry.


No, Chickens are actually very dirty birds - really foul...

y~:>

Be kind to chickens by not eating them

The goal in the life of every successful chicken, is to be eaten.

Chickens provide eating pleasure for the hungry masses.


I recognize that while you are joking, you are serious.

I do not know how it is possible for people who aspire to a
moral and ethical life can be so callous.

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Re: Cat Party or Dog Party?

Postby RickD » Thu Apr 21, 2016 10:18 am

Audie wrote:
RickD wrote:
Audie wrote:
B. W. wrote:
RickD wrote:Chickens are delicious. They're only treated horribly if they're cooked too long, and become dry.


No, Chickens are actually very dirty birds - really foul...

y~:>

Be kind to chickens by not eating them

The goal in the life of every successful chicken, is to be eaten.

Chickens provide eating pleasure for the hungry masses.


I recognize that while you are joking, you are serious.

I do not know how it is possible for people who aspire to a
moral and ethical life can be so callous.

I don't get it. How am I callous in this instance? Because chickens iz sum good eatin?
I'm not advocating water boarding chickens.
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Re: Cat Party or Dog Party?

Postby Philip » Thu Apr 21, 2016 1:05 pm

Audie: Chickens are way too good a creature to be treated so horribly by people.


An odd statement from someone whom asserts life from an evolutionary stance?

Which is better, a starving fox or well-fed fox and a dead chicken?

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Re: Cat Party or Dog Party?

Postby RickD » Thu Apr 21, 2016 1:11 pm

Actually, you're correct Philip.

Audie,

Why would someone who thinks we are the product of naturalistic evolution think killing chickens for food is wrong?

I think that's something we both have in common, but for different reasons.
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Re: Cat Party or Dog Party?

Postby Philip » Thu Apr 21, 2016 2:01 pm

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Can't we all just get along?


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