Cat Party or Dog Party?

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Re: Cat Party or Dog Party?

Postby Audie » Thu Apr 21, 2016 2:04 pm

RickD wrote:Actually, you're correct Philip.

Audie,

Why would someone who thinks we are the product of naturalistic evolution think killing chickens for food is wrong?

I think that's something we both have in common, but for different reasons.


You know, you guys have such a habit of saying "oh you dont understand Christianity,
dont get it about God.

You sure dont understand how I think. Whether that has to do with "evolution"
materialo-naturalistic or not, I cant say.

Being Christian sure doesnt seem to affect the callous attitude.

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Re: Cat Party or Dog Party?

Postby RickD » Thu Apr 21, 2016 2:57 pm

Audie wrote:
RickD wrote:Actually, you're correct Philip.

Audie,

Why would someone who thinks we are the product of naturalistic evolution think killing chickens for food is wrong?

I think that's something we both have in common, but for different reasons.


You know, you guys have such a habit of saying "oh you dont understand Christianity,
dont get it about God.

You sure dont understand how I think. Whether that has to do with "evolution"
materialo-naturalistic or not, I cant say.

Being Christian sure doesnt seem to affect the callous attitude.

Maybe you're reading something in my words that I'm not actually meaning. There's no callous(cruel disregard) attitude whatsoever.
1 Corinthians 1:9
9 God is faithful, through whom you were called into fellowship with His Son, Jesus Christ our Lord.

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Re: Cat Party or Dog Party?

Postby Audie » Thu Apr 21, 2016 3:06 pm

RickD wrote:
Audie wrote:
RickD wrote:Actually, you're correct Philip.

Audie,

Why would someone who thinks we are the product of naturalistic evolution think killing chickens for food is wrong?

I think that's something we both have in common, but for different reasons.


You know, you guys have such a habit of saying "oh you dont understand Christianity,
dont get it about God.

You sure dont understand how I think. Whether that has to do with "evolution"
materialo-naturalistic or not, I cant say.

Being Christian sure doesnt seem to affect the callous attitude.

Maybe you're reading something in my words that I'm not actually meaning. There's no callous(cruel disregard) attitude whatsoever.



Maybe you make a joke of everything so all onecan do is guess.

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Re: Cat Party or Dog Party?

Postby RickD » Thu Apr 21, 2016 3:32 pm

Audie wrote:
RickD wrote:
Audie wrote:
RickD wrote:Actually, you're correct Philip.

Audie,

Why would someone who thinks we are the product of naturalistic evolution think killing chickens for food is wrong?

I think that's something we both have in common, but for different reasons.


You know, you guys have such a habit of saying "oh you dont understand Christianity,
dont get it about God.

You sure dont understand how I think. Whether that has to do with "evolution"
materialo-naturalistic or not, I cant say.

Being Christian sure doesnt seem to affect the callous attitude.

Maybe you're reading something in my words that I'm not actually meaning. There's no callous(cruel disregard) attitude whatsoever.



Maybe you make a joke of everything so all onecan do is guess.

No. I make a joke of everything to cover up my ignorance, mental instability, emotional attachment issues, lack of self-esteem, and complete and utter failure as a human being.
1 Corinthians 1:9
9 God is faithful, through whom you were called into fellowship with His Son, Jesus Christ our Lord.

Audie wrote:
"Christianity is not a joke, but it has some very poor representatives."


St. Richard the Sarcastic--The Patron Saint of Irony

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Re: Cat Party or Dog Party?

Postby Audie » Thu Apr 21, 2016 4:36 pm

RickD wrote:
Audie wrote:
RickD wrote:
Audie wrote:
RickD wrote:Actually, you're correct Philip.

Audie,

Why would someone who thinks we are the product of naturalistic evolution think killing chickens for food is wrong?

I think that's something we both have in common, but for different reasons.


You know, you guys have such a habit of saying "oh you dont understand Christianity,
dont get it about God.

You sure dont understand how I think. Whether that has to do with "evolution"
materialo-naturalistic or not, I cant say.

Being Christian sure doesnt seem to affect the callous attitude.

Maybe you're reading something in my words that I'm not actually meaning. There's no callous(cruel disregard) attitude whatsoever.



Maybe you make a joke of everything so all onecan do is guess.

No. I make a joke of everything to cover up my ignorance, mental instability, emotional attachment issues, lack of self-esteem, and complete and utter failure as a human being.


Now stop that. You are just repeating what others say about you.

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Re: Cat Party or Dog Party?

Postby RickD » Thu Apr 21, 2016 4:59 pm

Audie wrote:
RickD wrote:
Audie wrote:
RickD wrote:
Audie wrote:
You know, you guys have such a habit of saying "oh you dont understand Christianity,
dont get it about God.

You sure dont understand how I think. Whether that has to do with "evolution"
materialo-naturalistic or not, I cant say.

Being Christian sure doesnt seem to affect the callous attitude.

Maybe you're reading something in my words that I'm not actually meaning. There's no callous(cruel disregard) attitude whatsoever.



Maybe you make a joke of everything so all onecan do is guess.

No. I make a joke of everything to cover up my ignorance, mental instability, emotional attachment issues, lack of self-esteem, and complete and utter failure as a human being.


Now stop that. You are just repeating what others say about you.


I strive for accuracy.
1 Corinthians 1:9
9 God is faithful, through whom you were called into fellowship with His Son, Jesus Christ our Lord.

Audie wrote:
"Christianity is not a joke, but it has some very poor representatives."


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