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The jokes in this conversation are not funny at all. Have you guys been drinking the Mass wine again?

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Furstentum Liechtenstein wrote:The jokes in this conversation are not funny at all. Have you guys been drinking the Mass wine again?

FL
Of course not FL. We can't drink wine during Lent. :shakehead: :wave:
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RickD wrote: Silver, part of the joke on my part was teasing you. If you play along, it's much more fun. ;)
Let's have fun and tease Rick. :mrgreen:
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1over137 wrote:
RickD wrote: Silver, part of the joke on my part was teasing you. If you play along, it's much more fun. ;)
Let's have fun and tease Rick. :mrgreen:
Bring it on Hana! But you had better be ready for war! :boxing:
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RickD wrote:
1over137 wrote:
RickD wrote: Silver, part of the joke on my part was teasing you. If you play along, it's much more fun. ;)
Let's have fun and tease Rick. :mrgreen:
Bring it on Hana! But you had better be ready for war! :boxing:
A war? Where is your playing along? :boxing:
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1over137 wrote:Cinderella was picking peas and lentils or what from the ground and putting separately in bowls. Pigeons came to help her.

Snow White has to do with snow, ergo freezer?
Now THAT make me laugh. I don't know why Rick didn't get it! :lol:
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Silvertusk wrote:In a recent survey they found that 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy.
There is only 1 Snow White after all. Lucky dwarf!
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Kurieuo wrote:
1over137 wrote:Cinderella was picking peas and lentils or what from the ground and putting separately in bowls. Pigeons came to help her.

Snow White has to do with snow, ergo freezer?
Now THAT make me laugh. I don't know why Rick didn't get it! :lol:
You see Rick, you see?

And you think you are master of fun. ;)
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1over137 wrote:Caramba.
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