Cheese Jokes

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Cheese Jokes

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Cheese jokes, I like them. I've told them to most other victims I'm aquatinted with recently, so now it's your turn.

What cheese is made backwards?
Edam

Did you hear about the explosion in the French cheese factory?
All the was left was de brie

What cheese do you use to coax a bear from a cave?
Camembert

What does cheese say when it look in the mirror?
Haloumi

Someone hit me with a piece of cheese in the pub last night
I said "that's mature!"

How do you eat Welsh cheese?
Caerphilly

And to keep in line with the forum focus I should mention Swiss cheese as it's the holiest of the cheeses.

Sorry, I'll stop now.
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:pound:
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:pound: You're punny! :pound:
Proinsias wrote:I don't think you are hearing me. Preference for ice cream is a moral issue
And that, brothers and sisters, is the kind of foolishness you get people who insist on denying biblical theism. A good illustration of any as the length people will go to avoid acknowledging basic truths.
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I didn't get those jokes. They went whey over my head. :shock:
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Where does a cheese billionaire live?

Roquefort

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RickD wrote:I didn't get those jokes. They went whey over my head. :shock:
Lol Rick, it's not as funny when explained but here you go:
What cheese is made backwards?
Edam
Edam = Made backwards
Did you hear about the explosion in the French cheese factory?
All the was left was de brie
de brie sounds like debris
What cheese do you use to coax a bear from a cave?
Camembert
Camembert sounds like Come on bear
What does cheese say when it look in the mirror?
Haloumi
Haloumi sounds like Hello Me
Someone hit me with a piece of cheese in the pub last night
I said "that's mature!"
Like wine, cheese matures.
How do you eat Welsh cheese?
Caerphilly
Carefully.
Swiss cheese as it's the holiest of the cheeses.
Holiest as in full of holes.
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Byblos, I said:
I didn't get those jokes. They went whey over my head.
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RickD wrote:Byblos, I said:
I didn't get those jokes. They went whey over my head.
Thank you so much for not making me look so gooda. 8)
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:slol:
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I'm too sober to think this is clever, I'm going to need morbier :ebiggrin:
People will believe anything if you whisper it.
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La Volpe wrote:I'm too sober to think this is clever, I'm going to need morbier :ebiggrin:
More beer. Haha
But, shouldn't one should drink wine with cheese?
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