Jac3510 wrote:A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Got any grapes?" The bartender says no, so the duck leaves. He comes back the next day and asks, "Got any grapes?"
"No," the bartender says. "I told you that yesterday," so the duck leaves.
He comes back the next day and says again, "Got any grapes?"
"I've told you twice, no, and I'm not going to tell you again. If you ask me that one more time, I'm going to staple your feet to the bar!!!" So the duck leaves.
The next day, the duck walks into the bar again.
"Got any staples?"
"What? No . . ."
oh no not here not NOW!
"Got any grapes?"
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....walks into a bar.
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for God has not given us a spirit of fear,but power and of love and of a sound mind 2timonthy1:7
he has given us power to overcome any obstacle,love to endured any and all hardship and a sound mind to solve any problem and have peace inside and out so truly what is it that we should fear
he has given us power to overcome any obstacle,love to endured any and all hardship and a sound mind to solve any problem and have peace inside and out so truly what is it that we should fear
Re: ....walks into a bar.
A pastor, a judge, and a hypocrite walk into a Bar... how many people walked into the Bar?
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Did you hear about the dyslexic who walked into a bra?
John 5:24
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.
“A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.”
-Edward R Murrow
St. Richard the Sarcastic--The Patron Saint of Irony
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.
“A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.”
-Edward R Murrow
St. Richard the Sarcastic--The Patron Saint of Irony
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No.RickD wrote:Did you hear about the dyslexic who walked into a bra?
But examine everything carefully; hold fast to that which is good.
-- 1 Thessalonians 5:21
For I am confident of this very thing, that He who began a good work in you will perfect it until the day of Christ Jesus.
-- Philippians 1:6
#foreverinmyheart
-- 1 Thessalonians 5:21
For I am confident of this very thing, that He who began a good work in you will perfect it until the day of Christ Jesus.
-- Philippians 1:6
#foreverinmyheart
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Hana, must I explain everything to you?1over137 wrote:No.RickD wrote:Did you hear about the dyslexic who walked into a bra?
John 5:24
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.
“A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.”
-Edward R Murrow
St. Richard the Sarcastic--The Patron Saint of Irony
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.
“A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.”
-Edward R Murrow
St. Richard the Sarcastic--The Patron Saint of Irony
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No.RickD wrote:Hana, must I explain everything to you?1over137 wrote:No.RickD wrote:Did you hear about the dyslexic who walked into a bra?
But examine everything carefully; hold fast to that which is good.
-- 1 Thessalonians 5:21
For I am confident of this very thing, that He who began a good work in you will perfect it until the day of Christ Jesus.
-- Philippians 1:6
#foreverinmyheart
-- 1 Thessalonians 5:21
For I am confident of this very thing, that He who began a good work in you will perfect it until the day of Christ Jesus.
-- Philippians 1:6
#foreverinmyheart