Save the Planet: Don't Wipe

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Save the Planet: Don't Wipe

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Post by puritan lad » Mon Apr 23, 2007 9:10 am

Sheryl Crow wants to limit the use of toilet paper to "one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where 2 to 3 could be required."

Obviously, she's never had hemorrhoids.

I wonder how this will be enforced...
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Re: Save the Planet: Don't Wipe

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Post by FFC » Mon Apr 23, 2007 1:41 pm

puritan lad wrote:Sheryl Crow wants to limit the use of toilet paper to "one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where 2 to 3 could be required."

Obviously, she's never had hemorrhoids.

I wonder how this will be enforced...
I think Sheryl has severely underestimated the inpredictability factor of the human digestive system.

She really doesn't know her feces. :oops:
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Post by zoegirl » Mon Apr 23, 2007 5:41 pm

What world is she living in?!

Look, I'm all for being good stewards but...

ONE SQUARE!?!?.....

ONE SQUARE?!?!

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Post by puritan lad » Mon Apr 23, 2007 6:28 pm

Yet another requirement for the works based religion of Gaia: Crusty Drawers :D
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Post by FFC » Mon Apr 23, 2007 7:44 pm

puritan lad wrote:Yet another requirement for the works based religion of Gaia: Crusty Drawers :D
Oh my. :roll: :lol:
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Post by Judah » Tue Apr 24, 2007 3:42 am

Once upon a time (no, this is not a fairy story!) when I was doing my impoverished camping through Europe thing, I found myself needing to visit the "Ladies" somewhere in Austria (no, it wasn't my only stop for the entire trip) and on entering the little stand-apart concrete building, I was greeted by a very plump woman guarding the entrance. She was there to dish out one's ration of loo paper. Clearly she was some kind of conservationist. My allocation was exactly ONE SQUARE. I jest not! Luckily, I already had my own roll of it, having already encountered the effect of foreign micro-organisms on the digestive system.

Do these people honestly expect you to manage with just one square? And it wasn't even 2 ply, and certainly not "quilted" or printed with poetry as the stuff is that our supermarket sells. :shock:

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Post by FFC » Tue Apr 24, 2007 5:06 pm

Judah wrote:Once upon a time (no, this is not a fairy story!) when I was doing my impoverished camping through Europe thing, I found myself needing to visit the "Ladies" somewhere in Austria (no, it wasn't my only stop for the entire trip) and on entering the little stand-apart concrete building, I was greeted by a very plump woman guarding the entrance. She was there to dish out one's ration of loo paper. Clearly she was some kind of conservationist. My allocation was exactly ONE SQUARE. I jest not! Luckily, I already had my own roll of it, having already encountered the effect of foreign micro-organisms on the digestive system.

Do these people honestly expect you to manage with just one square? And it wasn't even 2 ply, and certainly not "quilted" or printed with poetry as the stuff is that our supermarket sells. :shock:
Judah, your tp has poetry on it? Now I see where you get your flair. :lol:
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Post by Judah » Tue Apr 24, 2007 9:31 pm

FFC wrote: Judah, your tp has poetry on it? Now I see where you get your flair. :lol:
Oh my goodness, I think you are right, FFC.
It comes from spending too long in the loo !! :shock:

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Post by j316 » Sat Apr 28, 2007 5:49 pm

Judah wrote:
FFC wrote: Judah, your tp has poetry on it? Now I see where you get your flair. :lol:
Oh my goodness, I think you are right, FFC.
It comes from spending too long in the loo !! :shock:
Back in the fifties I spent my summers in northern Vermont. I bet Sheryl would have loved their means of economizing, they really did use old catalogues. Also out in the fields and woods a renewable resource was a broad leafed plant called burdock.

I have sometimes wondered how earlier societies dealt with the natural requirements of being human.

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Post by Canuckster1127 » Sun Apr 29, 2007 5:38 pm

So what's the problem?

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Post by FFC » Mon Apr 30, 2007 12:57 pm

:lol: Oh, that is so wrong on so many levels. :lol:
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Post by Gman » Mon Apr 30, 2007 9:05 pm

FFC wrote::lol: Oh, that is so wrong on so many levels. :lol:
Yes, but it is economical too.. Just think of it as being another way to cut the cheese.. :roll:
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Post by zoegirl » Mon Apr 30, 2007 9:07 pm

Whoa! Talk about raising a stink!!

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Post by FFC » Tue May 01, 2007 1:45 pm

This thread has really gone down the crapper. :oops:
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Post by puritan lad » Thu May 03, 2007 5:56 pm

A friend of mine has provided the solution. It should make both Sheryl Crow and Rosie O'Donnell happy. :lol:

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