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Ya gotta be kidding me!

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Post by Philip » Sun Jun 02, 2019 7:08 pm

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Post by Stu » Mon Jun 03, 2019 1:27 am

Looking good Don!
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Post by thatkidakayoungguy » Thu Jul 04, 2019 3:24 pm

Philip wrote:
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not bad really

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Post by Fliegender » Thu Jul 04, 2019 4:12 pm

Now all he needs is a Melania.
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Post by Fliegender » Fri Aug 30, 2019 5:28 am

A rich American walks into a posh restaurant with a Mexican, a Brazilian, a South African, a Moroccan, a Spaniard, a Dutch, a Dane, a German, an Israeli, an Indian, a Chinese and a Japanese. The Maître d’ looks the group over and says, “I’m sorry gentlemen but you can’t come in here without a Thai.
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Post by RickD » Fri Aug 30, 2019 1:24 pm

Fliegender wrote:
Fri Aug 30, 2019 5:28 am
A rich American walks into a posh restaurant with a Mexican, a Brazilian, a South African, a Moroccan, a Spaniard, a Dutch, a Dane, a German, an Israeli, an Indian, a Chinese and a Japanese. The Maître d’ looks the group over and says, “I’m sorry gentlemen but you can’t come in here without a Thai.
Did you hear the one about the dyslexic that walked into a bra?
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Post by Fliegender » Fri Aug 30, 2019 4:18 pm

RickD wrote:
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Did you hear the one about the dyslexic that walked into a bra?
A guy from Florida walks into a bar and sits beside a man who’s holding a 12 inch BIC lighter.

“Cool lighter” the Floridian says, “Where’d you get it?”

“Ah, I rubbed this bottle of Jack Daniels and a genie came out and gave me one wish.”

“Cool!” says the Floridian, “can I try it?”

The Floridian rubs the bottle and out comes the genie. “I wish for a million bucks!” says the Floridian.

“You’re wish is granted” says the genie as he disappears back into the bottle. Just then, a million ducks walk into the bar. There are ducks everywhere! “No, no no! I want a million BUCKS not ducks!” says the Floridian.

The man with the lighter says, “Join the club. Do you really think I wished for a 12 inch BIC...?”
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Post by RickD » Fri Aug 30, 2019 4:47 pm

Fliegender wrote:
Fri Aug 30, 2019 4:18 pm
RickD wrote:
Fri Aug 30, 2019 1:24 pm
Did you hear the one about the dyslexic that walked into a bra?
A guy from Florida walks into a bar and sits beside a man who’s holding a 12 inch BIC lighter.

“Cool lighter” the Floridian says, “Where’d you get it?”

“Ah, I rubbed this bottle of Jack Daniels and a genie came out and gave me one wish.”

“Cool!” says the Floridian, “can I try it?”

The Floridian rubs the bottle and out comes the genie. “I wish for a million bucks!” says the Floridian.

“You’re wish is granted” says the genie as he disappears back into the bottle. Just then, a million ducks walk into the bar. There are ducks everywhere! “No, no no! I want a million BUCKS not ducks!” says the Floridian.

The man with the lighter says, “Join the club. Do you really think I wished for a 12 inch BIC...?”
Oh, I get it! He wished for a 12" Bic...ycle.
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John 5:24
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Kenny wrote:
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St. Richard the Sarcastic--The Patron Saint of Irony

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Post by RickD » Fri Aug 30, 2019 4:52 pm

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John 5:24
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.

Kenny wrote:
"You don’t need faith, logic, reason, proof, or anything else to be atheist, all you need to do is reject what someone told you."



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