The lion in my wardrobe

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The lion in my wardrobe

Postby theophilus » Fri Dec 01, 2017 8:59 am

This morning I opened the door to my wardrobe and found a lion in it. When I asked him what he was doing there he replied, "Narnia business."
God wants full custody of his children, not just visits on Sunday.

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Re: The lion in my wardrobe

Postby RickD » Fri Dec 01, 2017 10:49 am

theophilus wrote:This morning I opened the door to my wardrobe and found a lion in it. When I asked him what he was doing there he replied, "Narnia business."

You're not being truthful. You're lion.
1 Corinthians 1:9
9 God is faithful, through whom you were called into fellowship with His Son, Jesus Christ our Lord.

Audie wrote:
"Christianity is not a joke, but it has some very poor representatives."


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Re: The lion in my wardrobe

Postby B. W. » Fri Dec 01, 2017 1:15 pm

RickD wrote:
theophilus wrote:This morning I opened the door to my wardrobe and found a lion in it. When I asked him what he was doing there he replied, "Narnia business."

You're not being truthful. You're lion.


...You need some hot chocolate...
Science is man's invention - creation is God's
(by B. W. Melvin)

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Not my Circus....not my monkeys

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Re: The lion in my wardrobe

Postby RickD » Fri Dec 01, 2017 1:52 pm

B. W. wrote:
RickD wrote:
theophilus wrote:This morning I opened the door to my wardrobe and found a lion in it. When I asked him what he was doing there he replied, "Narnia business."

You're not being truthful. You're lion.


...You need some hot chocolate...

And pie.
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1 Corinthians 1:9
9 God is faithful, through whom you were called into fellowship with His Son, Jesus Christ our Lord.

Audie wrote:
"Christianity is not a joke, but it has some very poor representatives."


St. Richard the Sarcastic--The Patron Saint of Irony


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