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Re: My testimony

Postby Storyteller » Sat Jul 18, 2015 3:31 am

To whom it may concern,

It has been brought to my attention that some people interpret huh? as being rude.

If huh? is indeed interpreted as rude, please accept my most humble apologies, it was never my intention to offend.
Faith is a knowledge within the heart, beyond the reach of proof - Kahlil Gibran

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Re: My testimony

Postby Storyteller » Sat Jul 18, 2015 3:32 am

^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Typed with a poker face all the way through! :mrgreen:
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Re: My testimony

Postby Nessa » Sat Jul 18, 2015 3:41 am

Storyteller wrote:To whom it may concern,

It has been brought to my attention that some people interpret huh? as being rude.

If huh? is indeed interpreted as rude, please accept my most humble apologies, it was never my intention to offend.


HUH? what are you talkin about? :lol:

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Re: My testimony

Postby Nessa » Sat Jul 18, 2015 3:45 am

my husband gets annoyed when i ask him if he likes dinner and he hasn't even put the forkful in his mouth yet or barely chewed...

He doesnt understand that i'm just merely trying to increase the chances of getting positive feedback :P

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Re: My testimony

Postby Storyteller » Sat Jul 18, 2015 3:46 am

Nessa wrote:
Storyteller wrote:To whom it may concern,

It has been brought to my attention that some people interpret huh? as being rude.

If huh? is indeed interpreted as rude, please accept my most humble apologies, it was never my intention to offend.


HUH? what are you talkin about? :lol:



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Re: My testimony

Postby Nessa » Sat Jul 18, 2015 3:48 am

Storyteller wrote:
Nessa wrote:
Storyteller wrote:To whom it may concern,

It has been brought to my attention that some people interpret huh? as being rude.

If huh? is indeed interpreted as rude, please accept my most humble apologies, it was never my intention to offend.


HUH? what are you talkin about? :lol:



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Re: My testimony

Postby Storyteller » Sat Jul 18, 2015 3:51 am

Oh go on then, I`ll accept your apology :mrgreen:


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Re: My testimony

Postby RickD » Sat Jul 18, 2015 8:14 am

Speaking of honesty with the wife...

The other night the wife and I were getting ready to go out. I guess she was feeling a little down on herself. She said, "I look fat in this dress! Tell me a compliment!"

So I said, "well honey, you have perfect eyesight!"


So, honesty, even when spoken out of love, isn't always the best policy.
1 Corinthians 1:9
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Re: My testimony

Postby Kurieuo » Sat Jul 18, 2015 8:59 am

Omg Rick! You just confirmed she looking fat indirectly. :shakehead:

You should have said something else like, "Well, at least the dress looks nice."
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Re: My testimony

Postby Nessa » Mon Jul 20, 2015 1:32 am

Kurieuo wrote:Omg Rick! You just confirmed she looking fat indirectly. :shakehead:

You should have said something else like, "Well, at least the dress looks nice."


How bout "Well, at least the dress looks nice... and there is so much of it too!...." :P

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Re: My testimony

Postby melanie » Mon Jul 20, 2015 9:59 am

Me ' how was dinner,
Him 'fine'
Me 'how do I look'
Him 'fine'
Me 'I've been thinking about this lately.. Insert whatever.. What do you think?
Him 'fine'
Me 'are you listening?''
Him 'yea, it's fine'
Me, grrrrrrrr FINE IS NOT AN ANSWER!!!


Phew glad I got that off my chest lol

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Re: My testimony

Postby RickD » Mon Jul 20, 2015 10:11 am

melanie wrote:Me ' how was dinner,
Him 'fine'
Me 'how do I look'
Him 'fine'
Me 'I've been thinking about this lately.. Insert whatever.. What do you think?
Him 'fine'
Me 'are you listening?''
Him 'yea, it's fine'
Me, grrrrrrrr FINE IS NOT AN ANSWER!!!


Phew glad I got that off my chest lol

Men are so insensitive!

The wife and I got into an argument the other night. She was going off on how I don't listen to her, blah, blah, blah.
She was trying to make the point that I don't care because I don't listen to her. She also was yelling about some other stuff too. But I don't remember what it was, because I wasn't listening.
1 Corinthians 1:9
9 God is faithful, through whom you were called into fellowship with His Son, Jesus Christ our Lord.

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Re: My testimony

Postby 1over137 » Mon Jul 20, 2015 11:00 am

melanie wrote:Me ' how was dinner,
Him 'fine'
Me 'how do I look'
Him 'fine'
Me 'I've been thinking about this lately.. Insert whatever.. What do you think?
Him 'fine'
Me 'are you listening?''
Him 'yea, it's fine'
Me, grrrrrrrr FINE IS NOT AN ANSWER!!!


Phew glad I got that off my chest lol


Me: I will not make you dinner today.
Him: fine
:)
But examine everything carefully; hold fast to that which is good.
-- 1 Thessalonians 5:21

For I am confident of this very thing, that He who began a good work in you will perfect it until the day of Christ Jesus.
-- Philippians 1:6

The LORD is my rock and my fortress and my deliverer, My God, my rock, in whom I take refuge; My shield and the horn of my salvation, my stronghold
-- Psalm 18:2

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Re: My testimony

Postby Kurieuo » Mon Jul 20, 2015 3:29 pm

melanie wrote:Me ' how was dinner,
Him 'fine'
Me 'how do I look'
Him 'fine'
Me 'I've been thinking about this lately.. Insert whatever.. What do you think?
Him 'fine'
Me 'are you listening?''
Him 'yea, it's fine'
Me, grrrrrrrr FINE IS NOT AN ANSWER!!!


Phew glad I got that off my chest lol

Gee, I hope you're fine now. :)
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Re: My testimony

Postby B. W. » Mon Jul 20, 2015 4:37 pm

melanie wrote:Me ' how was dinner,
Him 'fine'
Me 'how do I look'
Him 'fine'
Me 'I've been thinking about this lately.. Insert whatever.. What do you think?
Him 'fine'
Me 'are you listening?''
Him 'yea, it's fine'
Me, grrrrrrrr FINE IS NOT AN ANSWER!!!


Phew glad I got that off my chest lol


This is because of the not politically correct answer: men and women think different and are different.

Women can processes more thought in speech than a man can. Our Man minds cannot handle more than one linear line of thought and speech at a time. For example:

My wife was talking about issue number one.... next I missed the transition into point 2, new issue 2, 3, 4, and 5 from issue one. I was still on issue one, So I answered to issue one while she was on issue 5 and she got mad. Then I realized my mistake and said are you talking about issue one, "no", she replied. "I am talking about shoes... why don't you listen!"

Problem, I was listening but my mind is too man slow to discern the change of topic...

So for all you ladies, has your hubby answered to a topic you left long ago?

If so, we men slow thinkers learn to say "fine, hmmm, and Yes," alot...

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