Rick: Speaking of seeing how active the doctor will allow you to be...
I had an operation when I was younger. I asked the doctor if I'd be able to play the piano after the operation. He said, "Of course you will be able to play the piano."
I went on to tell him that he was a miracle worker, because I'd never been able to play the piano before.
Which was especially miraculous, as he was already past 30 and the doctor was a proctologist!