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Adam could fly

Postby RickD » Fri Jul 22, 2016 11:34 am

Did you know Adam was the first Superman?

Did you know Adam could fly?

These amazing "facts", along with other "incredible" information, is available to you from the "anointed one", Benny Hinn.

In case you don't want to listen to all of this amazing teaching, At about the :50 mark, Benny Hinn begins to prove from scripture(no, I'm not joking. He really does) how Adam could fly.

And don't miss the incredible teaching from brother Hinn, around the 3:38 mark, where the incredible anointed one teaches about the Trinity. He shares his incredible teaching about how God the Father is a triune being all by Himself, without the son and Holy Spirit.

http://youtu.be/PQss3LEwfsM
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Re: Adam could fly

Postby Nessa » Fri Jul 22, 2016 12:48 pm

I was taking to a friend last night who is going to be doing a youtube vid on the trinity.

He was teaching me about modalism which I had never heard of before.
Sounds like that is what benny hinn is meaning? The Father actually morphs into all three.

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Re: Adam could fly

Postby Nessa » Fri Jul 22, 2016 1:01 pm

Just listened to it

Nah, he's not talking about modalism I don't think but I'm sure glad my vagina is not on my side :shock:

You may get a few more people listening to it now, tricky ricky :lol:

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Re: Adam could fly

Postby RickD » Fri Jul 22, 2016 1:35 pm

It's true(Benny Hinn said it, and he's anointed) that Eve had a vagina on her side until she sinned. Then it moved south.

Don't question it, or Benny Hinn will place a curse upon you and your children.

But you may be able to get the curse lifted if you send him cash.
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Re: Adam could fly

Postby Nessa » Fri Jul 22, 2016 3:04 pm

:cheers:


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Re: Adam could fly

Postby RickD » Fri Jul 22, 2016 4:11 pm

Was that Michael Bubbly?
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Re: Adam could fly

Postby Hortator » Fri Jul 22, 2016 6:19 pm

Well, duh. Before Sir Isaac Newton invented gravity, everybody could fly.

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Re: Adam could fly

Postby abelcainsbrother » Fri Jul 22, 2016 6:54 pm

Wow! Terrible teachings!
Hebrews 12:2-3 Looking unto Jesus the author and finisher of our faith;who for the joy that was set before him endured the cross,despising the shame,and is set down at the right hand of the throne of God.

2nd Corinthians 4:4 In whom the god of this world hath blinded the minds of them which believe not,lest the light of this glorious gospel of Christ,who is the image of God,should shine unto them.

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Re: Adam could fly

Postby RickD » Fri Jul 22, 2016 7:11 pm

Hortator wrote:Well, duh. Before Sir Isaac Newton invented gravity, everybody could fly.

Great point! I'd never thought of that!

But I thought Ben Franklin invented electricity and gravity. y:-?
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Re: Adam could fly

Postby Nessa » Fri Jul 22, 2016 7:32 pm

RickD wrote:Was that Michael Bubbly?

:consent: :lol:

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Re: Adam could fly

Postby Philip » Sat Jul 23, 2016 6:37 am

What's a vagina - isn't that some kind of new vacuum cleaner?

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Re: Adam could fly

Postby Nessa » Sat Jul 23, 2016 6:54 am

Philip wrote:What's a vagina - isn't that some kind of new vacuum cleaner?

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Re: Adam could fly

Postby B. W. » Sat Jul 23, 2016 9:01 am

Nessa...

:fainting:
Science is man's invention - creation is God's
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Re: Adam could fly

Postby B. W. » Sat Jul 23, 2016 9:08 am

That Hinn recording is creepy...

Pagan religious systems seek to gain power from the dead... wow...

Isa 8:18-20 NKJV, Here am I and the children whom the LORD has given me! We are for signs and wonders in Israel From the LORD of hosts, Who dwells in Mount Zion. 19 And when they say to you, "Seek those who are mediums and wizards, who whisper and mutter," should not a people seek their God? Should they seek the dead on behalf of the living? 20 To the law and to the testimony! If they do not speak according to this word, it is because there is no light in them.

Has Hinn renounced these teaching of his? They were made years ago...

Weird stuff
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Re: Adam could fly

Postby RickD » Sat Jul 23, 2016 9:48 am

B. W. wrote:That Hinn recording is creepy...

Pagan religious systems seek to gain power from the dead... wow...

Isa 8:18-20 NKJV, Here am I and the children whom the LORD has given me! We are for signs and wonders in Israel From the LORD of hosts, Who dwells in Mount Zion. 19 And when they say to you, "Seek those who are mediums and wizards, who whisper and mutter," should not a people seek their God? Should they seek the dead on behalf of the living? 20 To the law and to the testimony! If they do not speak according to this word, it is because there is no light in them.

Has Hinn renounced these teaching of his? They were made years ago...

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B. W.,

I'm sure that Mr. Hinn has renounced all of his false teachings. As a matter of fact, at his false healing services, all the money he bilks from the unsuspecting collects for the gospel, also goes to show that he's on the straight and narrow.

Mr. Hinn is the unofficial official spokesperson for the prosperity gospel, false healings, and peddling the word of God for profit.

Hinn seems to live by the famous saying by P. T. Barnum:
There's a sucker born every minute.
1 Corinthians 1:9
9 God is faithful, through whom you were called into fellowship with His Son, Jesus Christ our Lord.

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"Christianity is not a joke, but it has some very poor representatives."


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