If they were at toe level, there would be a heck.of a lot more clumsy guys....
'Whoops! I dropped my pen AGAIN! Let me just bend down and pick it up....'
Suddenly, pen sales become a major commodity!
And women can like breasts too and notice them.
Can I use that excuse the next time I get busted (actually, maybe that is where the word came from)? Actually, I have a perfect neutral look I put on whenever I see a sexy lady - whether in my wife's presence or not - but especially Academy Award stuff whenever she is around. But just about every time, she'll say, "I know you are not blind to that woman." My responses: "WHAT woman?" That never works. So the followup: "Well, I'm not dead yet, either." If I didn't notice, I wouldn't be the way God wired me - attracted to women and curves - why I'm attracted to YOU." But do I say to myself, "Oh, yeah, baby, I'd like to take her home and..." That's where it goes straight to lust and sin.